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#1
Ok random question (which was inspired by a youtube vid). What would you be like as a member of the opposite sex? What would you look like? What would you wear? What would you do? What would you miss about being a boy/girl?
Discuss!
#2
Id be pretty much the same as i quite camp lol
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#4
If I were the same person in a female body, I'd be the most repulsive girl ever.

EDIT: If I were the same person with the same voice as I have now, in a female body, then I'd probably get euthanised.
#6
I wouldn't leave my bedroom. I'd spend all day seeing what I could fit up there.
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#9
I'd sit around naked in my room playing with myself most of the time
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#11
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#12
a right slag.
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#13
I'd dress nice, with either some expensive clothes, and many inexpensive clothes. I'd wear my hair up to my shoulders. Hopefully I would still know how to sing and play guitar.

I'd also make men work to get me. You gotta make me know you want this ass to get this ass, sugar.
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#14
Everyone who says *****s clearly have unsatisfied needs to sleep with men.
But what would I look like etc? That's more genetics than choices... I guess I'd be the same, slightly different from everyone else.
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#18
Everyone talks about being slutty as if getting laid is effortless if you're a girl.

What if you're an ugly girl? Your rugged masculine handsomeness isn't exactly the standard of beauty that most people expect from a female these days.
#20
I would be a pristine virgin who dedicated herself to the Lord and church living a life of abstinence.


Just kidding, I'd be one of those girls sucking off horses and other assorted farm animals.
#22
I'd be pretty much the same as I am now except I'd probably rage even more about gender inequality.

I find it strange how everyone so far in this thread imagines themselves as the kind of women I assume they'd want to bang instead of what they'd actually be. I'd imagine they wouldn't be that willing to objectify themselves if they were actually women.

/boring
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#23
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I would be a pristine virgin who dedicated herself to the Lord and church living a life of abstinence.


Just kidding, I'd be one of those girls sucking off horses and other assorted farm animals.

So pretty much like you are now then?
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#25
I would probably be very... very similar. Except I feel as if I'd be more accepted for my computer and gaming habits as a guy.
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#26
It must be quite a revalation for people to think 'I'd go out and bang as many dudes as possible, only if I had a vagina.'
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#27
Well i'd probably be really chilled out, a super lesbian and afraid of dick.
#28
I would be a that girl who listens to alternative music and writes crap lyrics to express herself whenever she gets frustrated over a boy, but of course, I would be into girls


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#32
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I would be a pristine virgin who dedicated herself to the Lord and church living a life of abstinence.


Just kidding, I'd be one of those girls sucking off horses and other assorted farm animals.


lmao

I'd be a ridiculously hot bit of totty, with beautiful blonde hair, perfect figure, perfect breasts, and a mind-boggling little ass-swing when I walk. I'd be a complete slvt and make guys feel special because I am fliritng with them, before making out with some other dude right in front of them so that their hearts break and shoot themselves and splatter their brains all over me.
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#33
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lmao

I'd be a ridiculously hot bit of totty, with beautiful blonde hair, perfect figure, perfect breasts, and a mind-boggling little ass-swing when I walk. I'd be a complete slvt and make guys feel special because I am fliritng with them, before making out with some other dude right in front of them so that their hearts break and shoot themselves and splatter their brains all over me.



You're a monster!!! I always am the guy who watches.
#34
I'd be the coolest girl ever. I'd still be bi, but I'd also play bass as my main instrument, have a cute hairdo, full C/small D boobs, and I'd have the same music taste as myself, but slightly more underground. I'd love sex, and be somewhat kinky in bed. I'd love to use strapons on guys. I'd work at Bongo Java, which is this really awesome coffeehouse in Nashville. I'd also have a labret piercing.
#35
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I'd be the coolest girl ever. I'd still be bi, but I'd also play bass as my main instrument, have a cute hairdo, full C/small D boobs, and I'd have the same music taste as myself, but slightly more underground. I'd love sex, and be somewhat kinky in bed. I'd love to use strapons on guys. I'd work at Bongo Java, which is this really awesome coffeehouse in Nashville. I'd also have a labret piercing.


this.

though for me I wouldnt work in a coffee house, Id probably work at a guitar shop.
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#36
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#37
I would probably be just as ugly as I am now, I'd like to think that I would go around having sex all the time, but girls think differently... in other words, most of the have never been to the pit.


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#38
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You're a monster!!! I always am the guy who watches.


Lol I'm the sort of guy who she'd be flirting with, before she sees someone else and is like "hang on a sec I'll be back wait for me". She'll then start snogging the guy.

I would probably sit there watching, waiting patiently for her to get back.

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