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#1
The other day i had my family over and as i was chilling with my older cousins, my younger cousins went in my basement to play video games. Stupid me forgot to put my guitars away. When i come back to check on them I see my younger cousin touching my guitar than she just left it on the ground. Wtf! Has this happened to anyone?
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Why would I care? If they touch my shit, that's their own damn problem, they shouldn't be lurking the toilet anyway.
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Anyone who dares touch anything that comes out my ass pisses me off.
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I flush befoe they get the chance.


Oh yeah, Im not keen on people touching my things either.
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Oh yeah, Im not keen on people touching my things either.

If you don't want people touching your things, then put some pants on.
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If you don't want people touching your things, then put some pants on.
Quite the opposite for me, I love people touching them.
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The other day i had my family over and as i was chilling with my older cousins, my younger cousins went in my basement to play video games. Stupid me forgot to put my guitars away. When i come back to check on them I see my younger cousin touching my guitar than she just left it on the ground. Wtf! Has this happened to anyone?


On the ground?! Wtf?! I would have slapped the bitch and taught her how to levitate objects with her mind.
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#12
Yeah, my family is friends with this other family, and they sometimes visit us. They're nice people, except their son finds guitar really interesting even though he can't play, so he plugs it in and turns it up and just sits there strumming it for ages.
#13
I hate touching other people's shit more to be honest.

If they want to touch mine, fine, whatever, you know? But when they try and make me touch theirs.......
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#15
one time my brother's friend was messing with my guitar, he was trying to get the pick out of it and he put into my ceiling fan and it put a nick crack in it, that was pretty sweet
#16
Your right, if they want their own shit, tell them to go make it on their own!


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#17
How old were they?

EDIT: Wow it seems everyone has went with shit jokes. Yes I mean they were shit aswell as about it.
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#18
Yeah, people always mess about with my guitars when I have house parties, so I have learnt to hide them before anyone arrives
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Very much so.


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#21
I don't care if people touch my stuff as long as I know about it. If you ask to play my guitar I'm fine with it. If I'm in the room I don't care. but it irritates the hell out of me when someone just picks it up when I'm away and decides to divebomb the shit out of it until I have to completely retune it..
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my younger cousins
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Stupid me forgot to put my guitars away
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touching my guitar than she just left it on the ground.
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Don't you hate when people touch your shit?
Not nearly as much as I hate silly little whiners bitching about things they could have easily prevented.
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they love other people eating touching their shit
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I hate when people touch my shit.
Luckily I've gotten quite adept at Phantom-Pooing.


Phantom Pooing is where you poo...
you look down...
And behold, it has VANISHED!
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Not nearly as much as I hate silly little whiners bitching about things they could have easily prevented.

+1. Bitch about things that aren't your fault. Infact don't do that either.
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Then when I get mad at them for using my stuff without asking (like my computer), they're like "LOL WUT U HIDING"

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On the ground?! Wtf?! I would have slapped the bitch and taught her how to levitate objects with her mind.


Or just make sure she doesnt touch it. Much easier
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Well if it's a doctor or nurse than I guess it might be ok........
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#32
My cousin (who I thought was old enough to know better) played my guitar when I wasn't home and left everything all plugged in... Worst part about it, he's a metalhead, disgracing my equipment with his filthy music. I've started packing everything away when family is over now.
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#34
I hate it when people touch my stuff without asking. My cousins were visiting and one of them just picks up my cell phone and starts looking at my stuff, and going through my iTunes library.
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My cousin (who I thought was old enough to know better) played my guitar when I wasn't home and left everything all plugged in... Worst part about it, he's a metalhead, disgracing my equipment with his filthy music. I've started packing everything away when family is over now.


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My cousin (who I thought was old enough to know better) played my guitar when I wasn't home and left everything all plugged in... Worst part about it, he's a metalhead, disgracing my equipment with his filthy music.


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My cousin (who I thought was old enough to know better) played my guitar Worst part about it, he's a metalhead, disgracing my equipment with his filthy music.


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Worst part about it, he's a metalhead, disgracing my equipment with his filthy music.


The instant I read that sentence, I decided that any opinion you have on music is invalid. The amount of intolerance contained in that one sentence is astounding.
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If you don't want people touching your things, then put some pants on.


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#37
Yeah I hate it when people touch my stuff. When I lived with my family my sister had this bitch of a friend who loved to go through my room and touch everything, she would even go through my cd's and leave them sitting out all over the place. I still cannot stand that girl.
#38
It is pretty annoying when someone comes in your room and starts picking up random objects, and never putting them back properly, eventually making a mess. Or when your room is already a mess, but you know where everything is and someone takes upon themselves to tidy it and you can't find anything.
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#39
About 20 minutes ago, I went for a whazz, I came back to see my friend running back to where he was sitting.

Not cos he was snooping on my computer, because he literally can't stay away from the internet...
I'm not sure if I'm more pissed off at the retardation of it or the fact he was using my computer.

Wouldn't be as bad if he didn't ****in' type every address into my address bar of which I have the drop down menu perfectly selected to my regular sites.

I alos hate when people snoop round my room.
#40
*comes in to make a joke based on the unfortunate wording of the thread title*

*sees thread*

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