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#1
Okay,
So, I've been dating this girl for about seven months.
And I'm sitting here playing Modern Warfare 2 (Just throwing it out there)
and I get a text message from her phone.
and it's here dad.
Well, he texts like a complete ****ing retard, and the message is something like.. "Hey boy, you say you love Tori, those are strong words and you better use them wisely, you think you know..(blah blah blah)" (and obviously, I typed that as if I were sending the message, not him, because you wouldn't be able to understand it)
So anyway, the message wasn't really asking a question, so I was just like "okay.."
And he gets pissed off and is all like "how are you gonna tell her you love her?"
and I go "cause I do, or at least think I do"
So he's like "wtf, and you want to meet me?"
Which that was completely irrelevant to anything we were talking about, so I'm just like **** it, I'm not gonna reply.
So this pisses him off apparently, and I get a message like a minute later that's something like "Fine, don't answer, but she tells you she loves you too? We're gonna talk to her in the morning because she is asleep right now, and she don't have her phone, this really doesn't look good for y'all"
So it seems to me like he's gonna try and convince her to break up with me, because he's just an asshole.

Just had to get that off my chest.
And I'm sure you pit dwellers with your clever responses can cheer me up (:
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#3
tl;dr

Peoples dads piss me off because they got to hit that instead of me.
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#8
blue_strat: I know she wouldn't do that, and she's out of town with her family, that's how her dad got her phone (floor of hotel room charging)

NewsoftheWorld: lol, totally.

EDIT: Other guy, who I didn't read username, I didn't give him disrespect, but I'm short tempered, and would say shit I'd regret, so I just ignored him.
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Last edited by AustinxAtomic at Nov 29, 2009,
#10
lol.

"you know what really pisses me off?"

"i dont know, what?"

"people's dads..."
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#11
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You shoulda responded with "My dad can beat up your dad."

Or "my car can go faster than yours."
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#15
^lol, he seems like he'd be a redneck, but he practically refuses to meet me, so I dunno. I bet he is.
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#16


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#18
the temperature of that story was far below normal, my male sibling

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#19
Quote by MLilienthal
sounds like a redneck
just beat his ass


well if you have sex with his daughter at least he and you will something in common.

too far?
#20


But for real, do you really want to be with that girl if her dad's like that? Even if you stay together, he's going to continue being a total douchebag.
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#22
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^lol, he seems like he'd be a redneck, but he practically refuses to meet me, so I dunno. I bet he is.

If he refuses to meet you after 7 months then it's his fault that he hasn't been more involved not yours
tell him to leave you alone so you can continue ****ing his daughter and not to bother you again until he is man enough to do it face to face
trust me it will work
#23
i love how this whole conversation happened over test messages, have we really come to a point where phones arent used to call any more? i think the man would have been easier to understand if you has spoken to him instead of texting him, i would have called my girlfriends phone knowing her dad had it and had a civil conversation with him about my love for his daughter

but thats me
#24
I stopped when he said "y'all".
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#25
You know what really grinds my gears? YOU, America! FUCK YOU


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But for real, do you really want to be with that girl if her dad's like that? Even if you stay together, he's going to continue being a total douchebag.


So.. you date a girl so that her dad will be nice to you?
#29
Go there and hug her, your face in the dad's direction, and make an epic "I'ma tap this" face. Post results.
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#30
redneck huh? maybe hes just made that you're not his daughters brother? don't go shaking up their gene pool...
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#31
^I would, but she's out of town, 4 hours away.
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#32
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So.. you date a girl so that her dad will be nice to you?

Well, no, but I wouldn't date a girl whose dad was that big of a dick.
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#33
You know if he does do anything to you could call the cops. Chances are you would charge him for harassment and possibly assault and maybe domestic violence. Unless you dont live in America, then you just get kicked in the balls
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#34
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Well, no, but I wouldn't date a girl whose dad was that big of a dick.

Well quit it. Or you'll be lonely for a long time
#36
It's whatever now.
**** it.
Can't do shit about it until tomorrow morning.
So whatever.
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#37
Quote by AustinxAtomic

and I get a text message from her phone.
and it's here dad.


"Fine, don't answer, but she tells you she loves you too? We're gonna talk to her in the morning because she is asleep right now, and she don't have her phone, this really doesn't look good for y'all



"No shit she doesn't, you have it you dumb prick! Nice to see you trust her privacy enough to go through her texts!"

That's along the lines of what I would say.
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#38
Quote by AustinxAtomic
It's whatever now.
**** it.
Can't do shit about it until tomorrow morning.
So whatever.


If you stop talking like a 7 year old I can pretty much guarantee he won't have a problem with you.
#39
How am I talking like a 7 year old?
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#40
Quote by MLilienthal
sounds like a redneck
just beat his ass



You do this and I guarentee you will regret it big time, cause one, you will loose, one way or another, two, your going to end up with some broken ribs and missing teeth, three, girlfriend dumps you anyway for trying to beat up her dad cause your a dick.

Your girlfriends dad, you suck up to him and be his bitch because thats called respect, and if you do love her you will put up with it and try everything you can to be good friends with her mom and dad. Cause if he is a redneck he will shoot your ass if you hurt her in anyway, cause I would if it was my daughter.
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