Poll: What would be your one wish?
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View poll results: What would be your one wish?
To be incredibly rich
13 15%
To have great looks
3 3%
For your band to be famous
9 10%
To be always very happy
16 18%
To read minds
8 9%
To be smart (lol)
0 0%
To be the coolest and the best (girls at your feet included)
8 9%
To be good at guitar playing and composing
8 9%
To live forever
5 6%
Other (precise, you cannot wish to have more wishes)
18 20%
Voters: 88.
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#1
A genie comes up, instead of 3 wishes, you only get ONE. Which one do you choose?

I pick to be always completely happy.
#2
to be able to control my luck.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#4
To have infinite wishes, obviously


EDIT: DAMMIT POLL!!! you took my wish away from me
Tool
Sleep
Gojira
Puscifer
Neurosis
Sunn O)))
Meshuggah
Modest Mouse
Electric Wizard
Mammoth Grinder


Lucid Dreaming Thread
Last edited by chaos13 at Nov 29, 2009,
#5
Quote by chaos13
To have infinite wishes, obviously


well that's original
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#9
I'd wish for the genie to grow a cock on his forehead, just to piss him off for only giving me one wish.
#13
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I'd wish for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
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Bender Bending Rodriguez per chance?
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson

FUCK YOU DIME!

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Get 'Cliff is Angry. So so angry' on your ass.

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#15
Simple: To have the best life ever.

You dont know whats going to happen, but youre sure it will kick ass
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#16
I wish to have a kick-ass awesome girlfriend. Beautiful, smart, and can play either guitar or drums so we can jam out together. Oh, and blue eyes...gotta love those big blue eyes...
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lolworthy- classicrockboy WIN of thread.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
~ Jimi Hendrix

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#18
Quote by sglover34479
I voted other, my only wish in life is to be loved and have someone to love back.


You should recap your numbers.
#19
Always happy for sure.
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I was there
#23
I'd wish for infinite genies with similar propositions.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#24
To be incredibly rich. I could just buy Love & Happiness.
ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
#25
Either to be an improviser at the level of Coltrane or Bird, or to find someone perfect for me. I'm not sure which would be better, though.
#26
I'd want to be incredibly rich, mainly because I love to slack off and being rich is the only way I can assure that I can live modestly being a lazy asshole.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



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I;m rdruk I feel no pain

#27
To be able to travel through time when I want to

or

to be able to control people's minds

or

to be someone
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#28
i'd wish for the ability to read/control people's minds and thoughts because with that i could get as much money and power as i want
I shot JR

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#29
i'd wish for the location of every genie in the world
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Yeah, the movie was complete tat.

Avoid, unless you enjoy ruining things that you enjoy.


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#30
Quote by Drmckool
i'd wish for the ability to read/control people's minds and thoughts because with that i could get as much money and power as i want


I would honestly hate living like that. I like it better the way it is.
#31
Quote by LuckyBoys91
I'd want to be incredibly rich, mainly because I love to slack off and being rich is the only way I can assure that I can live modestly being a lazy asshole.

You mean "comfortably." To live modestly would be to live with only the bare essentials.
#32
Quote by Eradicated
To be incredibly rich. I could just buy Love & Happiness.


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#33
Other: None

All of the wishes are just for personal gain.
I'd rather have something that others can enjoy.
#34
to be able to pause time and not age during it.
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
#36
I found a genie once about a year and a half ago, and he offered me one wish. Now, my grandfather had a hobby of making miniature models of things, like cars, buggies, buildings, and whatnot. The last few years of his life, he was in bed most of the time since the cancer made him too weak to get up and move around. He spend his time making a tiny grand piano, just under a foot across. He spent thousands of hours on it, making everything perfect. Just before he died, he finished it and gave it to me, and told me that it would work just like a full-sized piano. The thing was, though, it was too small for me to play, and so I only could wonder what it sounded like. So when I met the genie, I asked him for someone who was the right size to play it. Sadly, I think he misheard me....







Fo realz, though, I'd probably ask for a certain girl to feel the same way about me that I feel about her.


...Yeah, I think I need another one of these:
kill all humans
Last edited by alaskan_ninja at Nov 29, 2009,
#37
I voted guitar playing and composing but really as much as i love that i can control that myself to an extent.. i wish i had a girlfriend who i really really connected with but i've not met any girls who i really think i'd feel that way with yet =\
#38
Quote by alaskan_ninja
I found a genie once about a year and a half ago, and he offered me one wish. Now, my grandfather had a hobby of making miniature models of things, like cars, buggies, buildings, and whatnot. The last few years of his life, he was in bed most of the time since the cancer made him too weak to get up and move around. He spend his time making a tiny grand piano, just under a foot across. He spent thousands of hours on it, making everything perfect. Just before he died, he finished it and gave it to me, and told me that it would work just like a full-sized piano. The thing was, though, it was too small for me to play, and so I only could wonder what it sounded like. So when I met the genie, I asked him for someone who was the right size to play it. Sadly, I think he misheard me....


Wow I'm either really tired or retarded because I did not get that joke at all... Someone explain it to me
#40
Quote by i_killed_bill
Wow I'm either really tired or retarded because I did not get that joke at all... Someone explain it to me
It's kind of a reversal of a joke, actually. If you haven't heard the original joke, you probably wouldn't get it.


Here's a hint, though: What do you call someone who plays a piano? And what does that sound like?
kill all humans
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