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#4
Hannibal Lector's daughter perhaps
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#6
Why not? All the cool kids are doing it.
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#7
The baby was probably doin' dat funky scadusher and needed o be stopped.
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#8
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Because OM NOM NOM NOM.

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#9
inb4 dead baby jokes
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#11
That baby must of been ****en sexy. it's obvious the lady was hitting on him/her.
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#13
Because she's Australian?

Everyone knows that Australians are a bunch of cocky A-holes descended from Criminals and retarded monkeys.
#15
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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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#17
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#19
Maybe she'll host a babyque.

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#21
Quote by devourke
Because she's Australian?

Everyone knows that Australians are a bunch of cocky A-holes descended from Criminals and retarded monkeys.

I had a feeling you might've been a Kiwi.

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#22
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Maybe she'll host a babyque.

Bah! The Pit, always with its infantile puns...

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#23
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Bah! The Pit, always with its infantile puns...

Subtle >_>

I wonder if she'd serve kebaby's.

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#24
it was obviously foreplay.....i mean why else would a 39 year old child care worker bite the lip of a seven year old baby


babys these days have no kink
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#27
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it was obviously foreplay.....i mean why else would a 39 year old child care worker bite the lip of a seven year old baby

wat

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#28
Quote by devourke
Because she's Australian?

Everyone knows that Australians are a bunch of cocky A-holes descended from Criminals and retarded monkeys.



Obvious Troll is obvious.


On topic: Thats pretty screwed up. And the fact it was the lip :|


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#30
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I had a feeling you might've been a Kiwi.



oi! ...


Well, technically a Pom, but now in Kiwi land, as a Kiwi...
RIP Tom Searle.
#31
Quote by devourke
Because she's Australian?

Everyone knows that Australians are a bunch of cocky A-holes descended from Criminals and retarded monkeys.


Oi mate, im Aussie
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#33
People sometimes say to bite toddlers while they are going through their biting phase in an effort to show them that it hurts and make them stop.
Of course it doesn't work and is stupid but at least it has a point, I have no idea what this person was thinking.
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#35
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Oi mate, im Aussie aye fack oath mwate.


Fixed. Didn't sound nearly Aussie enough before.
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#36
Quote by CFH82
*pic of baby getting bitten*


The scary thing, is that his shorts look like they're coming down!
RIP Tom Searle.
#39
Quote by Quaned
Oi mate, im Aussie


and???
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