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#1
So this morning, I was reading the Observer (UK newspaper), and they had a decade issue which named the best artists and best albums. Then they had a memorial page to those who had died.

Then I looked for Dime, since he is one of my favorite guitarists of all time.
Then I saw:


I have no idea how they could get this wrong


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#2
Oh well.
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im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

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Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

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Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#7
"ibraham ferrer" i swear he was that pianist dude in buena vista social club
"Sign your guitar? I'll sign your arse if you want me to!" - Herman Li, at a guitar clinic in Malaysia

#8
i like how everyone else is described by their genre (jazz, soul, reggae etc) and then dime is simply Pantera. makes the list seem a bit disorganised and weakly prepared
#9
Oh no, the Observer doesn't know something about metal.

The Observer doesn't know something about metal.
#10
'I raged this morning' - sounds like a headline from one of those women's interest magazines

If I was you TS, id burst into the newspaper's office, crack open a beer, smash it off your head, whip out a bottle of whiskey, play a ripping solo with it, rip open a news tech's head with said solo, dye your beard pink with his blood, and then play a vaguely blues-influenced riff and just march on out of there.



Dimebag 4eva
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#12
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Is Chuck Schuldiner there?

No


Quote by Spoonman69
Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#13
Is Mama Cass there?
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#14
Shrug.

Read The Times instead.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#16
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i like how everyone else is described by their genre (jazz, soul, reggae etc) and then dime is simply Pantera. makes the list seem a bit disorganised and weakly prepared

Because Pantera is so easy to tag.
#17
Quote by TheBabySnatcher
Fixed.


Fuck off Brummy.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#20
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Is Mama Cass there?

No

Quote by freddaahh
Shrug.

Read The Times instead.

Nah

Quote by TheBabySnatcher
Fixed.

That's even worse


Quote by Spoonman69
Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#21
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u mad brah


Yes.

I shall not read that neo-fascist, softcore porn, football obsessed, Katie Price stalking, trash that is The Sun.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#23
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Yes.

I shall not read that neo-fascist, softcore porn, football obsessed, Katie Price stalking, trash that is The Sun.


Fred, Page 3 isn't porn .

And you forgot to add Dear Deidre to the list.

Mate it's a good newspaper, simple as.
Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
#25
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Neo-fascist? Someone's been reading to the Politics thread too much


Haha, well it is quite amusing that thread, I kill so much time there reading all the lefties ranting, and then you come along and quote page after impenetrable page of law statistics.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#26
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Haha, well it is quite amusing that thread, I kill so much time there reading all the lefties ranting, and then you come along and quote page after impenetrable page of law statistics.

To what end?

That we should bring back corporal punishment and waste time imprisoning students for pissing on poppies?
#28
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Haha, well it is quite amusing that thread, I kill so much time there reading all the lefties ranting, and then you come along and quote page after impenetrable page of law statistics.



I'm almost insulted! You know perfectly well I just make shit up.
#29
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Fixed.

Yeah, it's always the best alternative when you've run out of toilet paper.
LAMMERGEIER
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#30
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Quote by Dotpunker89
Is Chuck Schuldiner there?


No


Ah fuck this then!

For those who care about Dime, be happy that they got him in there..
Wann kann ich dich von diesem Ort wegbringen?
Wann ist der Tod unser einziger Zuschauer?
Wann können wir schreien anstatt zu flüstern?
Wann ist der neue Anfang das Ende dieses traurigen Madrigals?
#31
This thread is sickeningly british.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#32
Quote by dead-fish
This thread is sickeningly british.

Would you like to drink a cup of tea, sir?




On a serious note... yeah how they come not put Chuck in there I mean for me thats the greatest loss to the metal world. Is a shame I never had the opportunity of seeing Death live.


*cries*
#33
Chuck Shulinder ftmfw! That chap was a jolly good deal better at anything he did than Pennysack Darrel. While Pennysack's wood carving skills would allow him to knife a giraffe out of a mouse, Charles was clearly the one who put said giraffe there in the said place! They both loved giraffes so much. Such a majestic animal, really. The perfect combination between a snake, a horse, and a joke, truly fascinating.

What was I saying?
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#34
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Chuck Shulinder ftmfw! That chap was a jolly good deal better at anything he did than Pennysack Darrel. While Pennysack's wood carving skills would allow him to knife a giraffe out of a mouse, Charles was clearly the one who put said giraffe there in the said place! They both loved giraffes so much. Such a majestic animal, really. The perfect combination between a snake, a horse, and a joke, truly fascinating.

What was I saying?


I don't know I m not fluent on British.
#35
Bugger.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#37
was valfar in there? Was the guitarist from Nasum in there? Was Decapitated's drummer in there? Was DRI/MDC's bassist in there?
#39
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Fred, Page 3 isn't porn .

And you forgot to add Dear Deidre to the list.

Mate it's a good newspaper, simple as.

And Clarkson.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#40
Hang on...what are we talking about?
'Thine Eyes Bleed':

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More like... Thine Butthole Bleeds... from all the gay sex you have!!! Ahahaha!



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Fuck off already, you fucking faggot fuck.

amidoinitrite?



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