#1
...so who is he REALLY?

I doubt that it is michael schumacher...
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#4
No, I'm the Stig.
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#5
He's some dude from Bristol. That's why he never talks, they don't let him.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#6
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He's some dude from Bristol. That's why he never talks, they don't let him.

You mean he plays bass?
#7
It is I.
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.


I make custom guitar wiring harnesses and I'm pretty damn good at it!
#8
Old Topic Is Old
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
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#9
Quote by The_Casinator
You mean he plays bass?


No, he has the most stupid accent know to man.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#10
Thanks for the input there KirkMetallica. you post anything useful in many threads?
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#12
Quote by King Twili
He's some dude from Bristol. That's why he never talks, they don't let him.


Awroight moy luvver. Dats gert lursh.

Those words should never be uttered, that is why he is forbidden from speaking, because that is what he will undoubtedly say.

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No, he has the most stupid accent know to man.


Dat be troo, moy luv.
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#15
he's got the same probability of being collins as he does of being schumacher
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#17
Some say his tears are adhesive and that he could lick the paint off a Les Paul in less than 10 seconds
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Some say his tears are adhesive and that he could lick the paint off a Les Paul in less than 10 seconds


my tears arent adhesive, but licking a les paul in that time frame sounds easy enough

EDIT: dammit you edited and made me look stupid
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#24
I'm the Stig. Im also Barney the Dinosaur, the Queen and Phil Collins.

But seriously, it isnt schumaccer. Last series, the way they 'unveiled' the stig, and the Clarksons commentary before the closing credits made me think it was the last series ever. i almost cried.
'The Blues is Easy to Play, but Hard to Feel'
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#25
Probably just an unknown but snappy professional driver. Or a range of different drivers of that description.

OR any one of the people who have in this thread so far claimed to be him. Or her.
#26
The Stig is probably the fastest celebrity on the leaderboard.

Or Bruce Forsyth. I bet hes got a lot of time on his hands these days.
'The Blues is Easy to Play, but Hard to Feel'
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#28
It used to be Perry McCarthy, now it's Ben Collins. It was Heikki Kovalainen when he drove the Renault F1 car. *yawn*
#29
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It used to be Perry McCarthy, now it's Ben Collins. It was Heikki Kovalainen when he drove the Renault F1 car. *yawn*


+1 this is the most boring discussion ever.
'My friend thinks it's Hammond, Clarkson and May purely because an anagram of 'Stig' is 'gits'.'
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#32
everyone knows the stig is in fact susan boyle
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#33
"I have a friend who thinks he's a combination of Clarkson, May and Hammond simply because it's an anagram of gits"


Edit: dar beaten to it, and probably not a poorly worded paraphrase
#34
No I'm the Stig, and so's my Wife!
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#35
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No I'm the Stig, and so's my Wife!


Fffo, you're the Ffftig eh?
#36
Quote by ninnipinni93
i am the stig


I AM SPARTICUS!

I mean, The Stig...