Poll: Would you be a lapdance researcher
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View poll results: Would you be a lapdance researcher
Yes
34 68%
No
12 24%
Undecided
4 8%
Voters: 50.
#1
I found this link and thought it was hilarious, it is about a job that pays people to get lapdances. So, would you do it

http://www.lep.co.uk/weirdnews/Wanted-A-lapdancing-researcher.5867626.jp


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#3
As awesome as that seems, it's probably just an experiment to see what kind of people sign up. You think you'rre going in to research, but it turns out you're the guinea pig.
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#4
Yeah, for sure.
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#5
After fifty lapdances or so, and you're still single, it'll be devastating.
It may be fun at first but you'll end up crying everyday.
I agree. I think it's an experiment.

EDIT: Now if you aren't single, wouldn't your girlfriend try to kill you if you're busy getting lapdances?
#6
Good points ^
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#8
Sir. Yes, sir. Where do I put my name, please?
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#9
Screw the salary. I'll do it for FREE.

Kidding. There's little point in having that many lapdances when you will get nothing in the long run, and as pointed above, still single.
#10
All you do is interview the dancers... still £31,500 ain't to be sniffed at

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#11
well whats the worst that could happen
The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget......... so why study
#13
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I laugh at all the guys talking about long term relationship and shit here. Would you actually be expecting a lap dancer to give you a chance? Even more so, would even want a lap dancer as a girlfriend?


No, that's the point.
You're so busy with the lapdancers that you don't really have a chance to try with other girls, and even if you did, what are you going to say? "Hello I judge and interview lapdancers for a living?"
And if you lie, and they find out... Yeah back to square one.
#15
They are lying, they are really doing a study on blue balls.
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