Poll: Do you bring your guitar when you do #2?
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View poll results: Do you bring your guitar when you do #2?
No, gross
29 76%
Sometimes
7 18%
Yes, almost every time
2 5%
Voters: 38.
#1
Just as the title says: do you bring your guitar with you when you go drop a dook? I brought in my acoustic and my first electric a few times but I don't want to foul up my tele in there.

I like it because it's total seclusion and quiet and it's been proven that your IQ and brain power shoots up in the toilet. The only thing is to flush quickly so that the stank doesnt stick.

So do you bring your axe when you crap?
#2
Even though I'm sure I'm not going to get shit all over my guitar, it just feels greasy doing something like that. So no.
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#5
No... why would I do that?

I don't feel the need to have a guitar with me every waking second of every day.
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#7
I live in a pretty small appartment, which means my toilet-shower-room isn't exactly king-size, so no, I'd bang the crap out of it if I did. Plus, I'm too busy epiphanising when I'm on the porcelain throne.
#10
How long does it take you to shit? Takes me like 2 minutes at most - no joke.

Eat some veg and fruit from time to time!
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