I have a lovely home.
Only the best tape dispensers,
pens, staples and optical laser rodents
will suffice.
I keep these fancy things within arms reach at all times
so that I may perform my masturbatory habits
with the greatest of ease.
Is this failing to make perfect sense?
Because my methods are efficient? Yet lackluster?
Contact is so much easier
when your feet aren't glued to the cerulean floor.
If you give me just a moment...
A moment of your time.
I can tell you about all the wonderful features.
I can waste my breath on you.
Does all my hot air make your ears burn?
I know your fingers are itching.
Itching for that hang up.
Because mine are too.
Last edited by jimmy388 at Nov 29, 2009,