#1
Hi, Pit.

So, I was just eating my breakfast. Cornflakes to be precise. I had them in my mouth, and I breathed in. Yep, you guessed it - I ended up choking on a Cornflake. I coughed and milk and bits of chewed cornflake went all over my hand. Nice!


So, I come to you with the question, what foods have you choked on and consider dangerous?
RIP Tom Searle.
#2
All food can be dangerous when you're an idiot.
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Is this because of the comment I left on your profile yesterday?



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Taken from your profile - "I hate this place so I've finally left."

Why are you still here?
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Last edited by MH400 at Nov 29, 2009,
#8
I tried to eat a whole biscuit (NO NOT A UK BISCUIT) when I was 7 and choked half-to-death, I ran into the bathroom and latched my mouth onto the sink nozzle and turned that mother****er on high
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Bacon.
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#10
Jolly Ranchers.


I've bitten down on God knows how many and sat with my jaw stuck together for minutes.
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pufferfish
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Pufferfish, possibly the most dangerous food on the planet.
EDIT: Oh damn beaten to it.

Anyway, I tried to eat an entire double decker PB&J without breathing once. I failed
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also, I find that I cut the top of my mouth alot when eating most cereal, prolly just me though...
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also, I find that I cut the top of my mouth alot when eating most cereal, prolly just me though...


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Jolly Ranchers.


I've bitten down on God knows how many and sat with my jaw stuck together for minutes.

Good lord, yes. I've come close to pulling out my own teeth with Jolly Ranchers. But they're just so delicious......
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chicken soft taco from del taco.

almost died!


however i still love them
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How many people lost teeth to these as a kid?
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god I hate cows.
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also, I find that I cut the top of my mouth alot when eating most cereal, prolly just me though...

refer back to the first reply.
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#28
Oh, I cannot count the number of times I've accidentally choked on my food, or gotten it in my eyes. Actually, the latter only really happens when I use toothpaste.

I also somehow manage to get rice up my nose. Like, it'll be in my mouth and then someone will say something amusing and I'll start laughing with my mouth closed. Next thing I know, my nose is burning because there's rice in it. God, I hate rice.
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Oh, I cannot count the number of times I've accidentally choked on my food, or gotten it in my eyes.


did your mother not teach you how to eat properly?
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Scrambled eggs.


One time I was in the shower and I blew scrambled egg out my nose when I sneezed. I thought I had had a cold.

Also I started choking on a carrot one time and, yet again, blew it out my nose.
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