#1
Can anyone direct me to the site that links you up to a random person to chat with?

I am that bored and forgot the site.
#8
You: Did you know that 14.2 Fl. Oz. in mL is 420 mL?
You: Think about it
Stranger: .. i actually didnt.
Stranger: BUT HOLY SHIT!
You: I know!
Stranger: where'd you learn that? genius on board.
You: Everytime I pick up my shampoo I'm like "I want a fat doobie"
You: Haha, it was on my shampoo
Stranger: AHAHHA, dude, new best friends.

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#9
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: alskdfjo
Stranger: I AGREE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#10
Stranger: horny girl looking for lesbian or bi to send pics
You: sup
You: i'm lesbian
Stranger: can i c ur boobs?
You: only if you like man boobs
You: I never said i was a female lesbian now did I?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

New omegle thread. GO!
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#11
Wall of omegle text:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i like big dicks
You: WHATS UP DAAAWG
You: YEAAAAH
Stranger: could you help me with that?
You: BIG DICKS
You: BIIIG
You: FLOPPY DICKS
You: ALL OVER
Stranger: exactllyyyyyyy
You: YEAAAAAAH
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you got it
You: I GOT IT
You: BIG
You: ****
You: ING
You: COCKS
Stranger: perfect
You: FOOTLONG
You: DICKS
Stranger: now press your caps lock button
Stranger: now
Stranger: do it
You: ok
You: woh
Stranger: gj
You: its not big anymore
You: holy balls
Stranger: nope
You: holly
You: ****ing
You: balls
Stranger: the texts doesn't need to be big
Stranger: only the dicks needs to be big
You: ok
Stranger: ok?
You: the dicks are reletive to the texts, though
You: so if the texts are small, so are the dicks
Stranger: no really
You: BUT IF I TYPE BIG
Stranger: fml
You: THE DICKS ARE ENORMOUS!
You: UG FTW?!??!
Stranger: underground?
You: **** NO
You: DAMMIT, BIG ****ING COCKS
Stranger: pattience
Stranger: patience*
You: ALLL WEEE NEEED, IS JUUUST A LITTLE PAAAATIEEEEEENCE
You: I LIKE THAT SONG
Stranger: i don't know that song
You: GNR, MUFFUGAH
Stranger: press your caps lock button again
You: oh, sorry
You: i forgot
Stranger: and don't repress it again untill itell you too
You: k
Stranger: now
Stranger: that we're both calm
Stranger: and patient
Stranger: we can get down to the point
Stranger: the point which is big dicks
Stranger: how about those
You: i think, that they're pretty big.
Stranger: its usually the black ones
You: yeah
Stranger: can you tell me why?
You: because, those ******s need big ****ing cocks so that the ladies actually want them.
You: RIGHT?
You: AMIRITE?
You: DO I WIN?
Stranger: well i guess it makes sense, they were slaves they're ugly stupid
Stranger: they least they could have
Stranger: is big dicks
Stranger: you are absolutely right
You: sweet
You: i like being right.
Stranger: its not about genetics at all
You: Darwinism?
Stranger: its gods way of saying
Stranger: your life sucks
Stranger: so heres what you get in return
You: but, wouldn't the big dicks greatly improve the quality of life?
You: therefore negating the need of a big dick?
Stranger: no
Stranger: because
Stranger: the quality of life is bad
Stranger: BEFORE
Stranger: the big dicks
Stranger: so then
Stranger: thats why
Stranger: god gives them that
You: but then, the quality improve
You: s
Stranger: so AFTER
Stranger: its all even
You: thus removing the need.
Stranger: yes
You: then people assume the big dicks are there
You: but they're not, but they don't KNOW THAT
Stranger: i mean if we can give these tiny white bitches bigger asses and bigger boobs
You: So they don't need the big dicks, they just need people to THINK that they're there.
Stranger: why can't we do the same for azn guys and their 3 inch dicks
Stranger: i mean it makes sense
Stranger: azns are the smartests
You: They do have those.
You: Dick implant, things.
Stranger: so they don't deserve big dicks
Stranger: since black people are the most stupid
Stranger: hm...
Stranger: you make everything make sense
You: You know, this is the most racist and thought-provoking conversation I've ever had about cocks.
You: I salute you, good sir.
Stranger: yw
Stranger: this is what i do
Stranger: on a daily basis
Stranger: :]
You: Must be an easy life.
Stranger: sometimes
You: Thinkin' bout dicks and philosophy and philosodicks all day.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but then
Stranger: theres those stupid christians
Stranger: who can't face the truth
Stranger: and make up their own truth
Stranger: then you beat them up and everythings ok again
You: See, I'm a methodist, and now you've gone and made me feel bad.
You:
Stranger: well thats too bad
Stranger: :[
Stranger: what would you like me to do about that?
Stranger: will a bj make it all better?
You: Yeah.
You: SUCK IT, MUFFUGAH
Stranger: well thats too bad
You: YEAH, CAPSLOCK
Stranger: because thats not possible through the comp
Stranger: i told you not the press it again
Stranger: !
You: oh, sorry
You: i keep forgetting
You: NO CAPSLOCK, CAPSLOCK IS BAD
You: BAD
You: BAD
You: BAD CAPSLOCK
Stranger: >:O
You: GAH
You: \FJKLSADJF;LAJSDLF
You: ASDKIGFHTGAERGA
You: SF
Stranger: *slap*
You: HIASDFIOAHJSO
You: FDJ
You: ASDHFPIASJ'FI
You: jfasdjf;
You: FJA
You: SDFJ
You: sorry
You: i spazzed
Stranger: *smashes bottle over head*
Stranger: oh too late
You: *unconsious*
Stranger: lloololol
Stranger: *walks away*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I apologize for any racist language I used.

I also apologize for the entire wall of omegle text.
#12
I'm having a nice conversation with someone from Brazil....at least,I hope i am...
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