#1
Pit, I need the most boring piece of reading ever. Technical manuals...how to's...anything. Don't worry about asking why. Preferably an online pdf or something. Thanks.
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#2
read twilight
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#6
The Bible.
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#7
Dwilight.
"Black gives way to more black."




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#9
To Kill a Mocking Bird.
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#10
The Scarlett Letter.

Oh my geez, that book made me want to kill myself.
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#11
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The Scarlett Letter.

Oh my geez, that book made me want to kill myself.

I second that! Or The Awakening, another mindblowingly boring book
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#12
Dictionary?

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#16
1984

Law Doctrines are quite boring also
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#17
Principles of Marketing Second European Edition by Kotler.

I don't find it boring but I think most people would
#19
On Liberty - John Stuart Mill

Sorry to Mill fans out there, but I just can't read him. I'm sure it's an interesting book, but his style is hard to digest easily for me.
#20
this thread
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#21
Frankenstein. It drags on and on and on...

Also, the Bible, I regretfully must admit, is a bit of a sleeping pill, what with all it's archaic language and endless rantings. KJV only
#22
Also, The Picture of Dorian Grey.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#23
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On Liberty - John Stuart Mill

Sorry to Mill fans out there, but I just can't read him. I'm sure it's an interesting book, but his style is hard to digest easily for me.

No. No. Don't you fuck with On Liberty boyo

Anyway, Meditations on First Philosophy.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/phi/desc/med.txt

Skip to the fifth or sixth mediations for full effect.

EDIT: The main text itself is chaptered as 'Meditations', and there are six of them. Just scroll down to the First Meditation and you got it.
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Am I in the den or liars or fools? Answer me Yahweh!



Is that a reference to the book? I only read 36 pages from it, yet still got an A in my English Essay for it.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#26
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Pit, I need the most boring piece of reading ever. Technical manuals...how to's...anything. Don't worry about asking why. Preferably an online pdf or something. Thanks.


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Is that a reference to the book? I only read 36 pages from it, yet still got an A in my English Essay for it.

No. Yahweh is the name of God in the Old Testament.

It's a fantastic book.
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read twilight


+1


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Romeo and Juliet

I can't stand reading Shakespeare


You sir, fail.
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#32
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Romeo and Juliet

I can't stand reading Shakespeare


You sir, fail.

I've gotta agree with Oroborous here, I find Shakespear extremely boring, and I wade through all sorts of long winded religious and historical documents for research purposes, so I feel I'm qualified to know what is 'boring', however, I may be biased, because I also read Terry Pratchett for my own entertainment, which has probably 'spoiled' me in this regard.