#1
So freaking infuriating.

So, one of my dogs has the strange urge to ALWAYS attempt to sleep in the exact MIDDLE of the bed. Pick the dog up (She's small, but she literally is in the middle of the bed) and move her. Then the thing comes back up while I'm covering up and sits right on my lap.

Dog just doesn't understand it. I have no fur, I need blankets to keep warm at night. Therefore, if I don't get blankets I catch hypothermia and die, they have no one to get them food.

So, to avoid the likely "Cool Story Bro" or "Bad Story Bro" posts, Pit, don't you hate it when animals purposely seemingly go out of their way just to make your life a pain? Such as them pissing in a corner while looking at you with a rather smug look on their cute little faces?
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Such as them pissing in a corner while looking at you with a rather smug look on their cute little faces?






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#5
My cat pretty much spends most of the day following me around meowing at me now that i'm unemployed ... s'kind of annoying. Though maybe it's part of her grand scheme to annoy me into trying harder to find work.
#6
jeez bro, i thought it was just me! excellent observational humour!


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#7
my friend had the same problem with his dog buddy, this dog was posessed. aside from sleeping in the middle of the bed, if your standing in the bathroom takin a piss he stares at you and if the doors closed he is right outside waiting for you. he is a chicken thief, we were all hammered one night and we made some chicken and left three pieces sitting on the table we then go to the garage for more alcohol come back and the plate is there but no chicken, and there was buddy...bastard. he also is particularly fond of lookin at himself in the mirror.
my friends solution to the bed problem was getting a bed so large that you had to take a water bottle if you wanted to get to the middle, that way you didnt die of thirst trying to find your way off that damn thing.
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#10
They can't help it. They're just built to sleep in the middle.
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#11
Oh, I thought this would be some unfunny Xzibit thing. Thankfully, my cat always sleeps right at the very side of my bed next to me, unless it's the morning, it which case she sits on my feet.
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#13
I have this fight with my dog every night.
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YES.

Oh, I thought this would be some unfunny Xzibit thing. Thankfully, my cat always sleeps right at the very side of my bed next to me, unless it's the morning, it which case she sits on my feet.


Sometimes the creator of the thread will tell you it's contents.

It's just annoying. Coupled with flipping over and nearly squishing the poor little puppy, you'd THINK she'd learn, but apparently not. Maybe she just loves to live on the wild side.

Cue "Bet she likes it rufff jokes".
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My dog starts barking really loud when I don't give her attention.


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#17
I was told that small dogs like to sleep in the middle because it's where they feel safest. My little dog likes to sleep inbetween my legs, but usually i stop him from doing that cuz i can't move.
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#18
Just tell her "No, dog, this is a human bed, what are you doing in a human bed? You don't even have a need for a quilt."

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#19
Sigh, my dog used to do the same.

Miss him.
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#22
My dog never liked to sleep in my bed. She would scurry off into the night and sleep on the rug floor instead of wanting to sleep with me.

I miss her.
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