#5
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#12
Quote by uk.mace
Why does he only have 3 fingers?!


He has four, last time I checked a thumb was a finger aswell.

Anywho, Mario should become a bomber pilot.

You fly across all levels then drop a nuclear fart on bowsers castle. done.

As for the princess, nuke her aswell, all problems and sequels solved.
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#13
If Mario was an erection. Although, i'm sure if Mario was an erection, his would be pretty hard.
#14
Quote by JY-Rasputin
He has four, last time I checked a thumb was a finger aswell.


No it's not, it's a thumb, hence the name.
And anyway, I'll assume he has two fingers in one hole (pun intended)


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#16
Quote by JY-Rasputin
He has four, last time I checked a thumb was a finger aswell.

Anywho, Mario should become a bomber pilot.

You fly across all levels then drop a nuclear fart on bowsers castle. done.

As for the princess, nuke her aswell, all problems and sequels solved.

Check again.
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#17
Quote by uk.mace
Why does he only have 3 fingers?!


I just counted them again (for the fifth time), just to be sure... I counted 4 O_O
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#18
since when the feack issn't a thumb a finger?
If it's not it must be a clash in translation, in my language we do refere to a thumb as a finger
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I'm Omnipotent, which is to say that my dick eats both meat and plants


Ronnie and Steele, Rockstars today aint half as real.

R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio & Peter Steele
#20
Quote by Wikipedia
The English word "finger" has two senses, even in the context of appendages of a single typical human hand:
1. The four digits, not including the thumb.
2. Any of the five digits.


So, everyone saying the thumb is and isn't a finger is right.
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#21
Quote by severed-metal
*SPOILERS*

Two of his fingers are in one of the fingers of the glove.

*SPOILERS END*

BUT WHICH ONE?!?
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#22
Quote by JY-Rasputin
He has four, last time I checked a thumb was a finger aswell.

Anywho, Mario should become a bomber pilot.

You fly across all levels then drop a nuclear fart on bowsers castle. done.

As for the princess, nuke her aswell, all problems and sequels solved.

Yeah. How much is a ****ing cake worth anyway?
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