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#1
Well, in order to get back at one of my close friends, I'm doing it practical joke style. I'm going to go ahead and hack his facebook tonight. I need some of the most obscenely sexual things you can think of!

I know this is childish, but it's supposed to be.
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Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
Stratocaster MIM Standard
Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
#3
F**k a dog in the ass by blink 182, get some inspiration here, or any cannibal corpse song
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This man is smart.

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Tweet me bro.
#4
Leave the "I have never had sex with a goat" Group.

You can tell how you love scatporn.

:shrug
DeVillains!
#5
... " did just pop madeline mccan's cherry! woohoo!"
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#6
Anyone else have a really rough uncle?

EDIT: ^ That bastard wins as always
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#7
just go to /b/ for 5 minutes and your head will be exploding with ideas.
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#9
The other day at band practice, our drummer left his facebook on. Me and my singer posted "I wanna F*ck a baby that likes anal..guuguu dada". He never noticed it. It's still there and the only update with no comments.
#11
"I like to getr dressed up as a little girl and spank people with hot dogs!"
#12
Any of these:

If he's in a relationship, end it.
Join every embarrassing group out there.
Start a group called Pedophiles anonymous.
Make an event called "My coming out party"
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#14
.....is wondering if anyone elses penis scrapings taste like marshmallows?
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#15
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Any of these:

If he's in a relationship, end it.
Start a group called Pedophiles anonymous.
Make an event called "My coming out party"




Do this.

daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#17
"I've been struggling with this for years and you guys are hearing this first: I'm out of the closet."

"Nothing beats selling weed at school."
#18
Making it look like he's coming out of the closet would be pretty funny.
Make sure to join all types of gay groups.

Change status to: "Just got my first blowie from a guy at the gym!"
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#20
X 'just can't get his foreskin back into position... Should I see the doctor?'

Also 'Like' everything in sight so he gets loads of emails and notifications, that's pretty annoying.
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#21
you change their Dp to a really obscene gay porn image
ask random girls to be 'in a relationship' with
**** with their farmville or what other shit games they may play
change their status to "i really wanna cum all over *insert random girl's name here*"
etc
The Iceman
#22
Just change status to "I've never looked through a hole in a public toilet stall before. I think I may have pinkeye, but it was worth it"
#23
just put summet believable like "shiiiit dint realise that was my cousin :|" :P
incest is always popular in social networking
#24
"converted to Judaism so a guy would touch his dick"

"robbed a sperm bank because he's a cum guzzling fa.g"

"got an office job for the sole purpose of sexually harrassing women"
RECTUM.

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I know a girl who regularly orgasms in her sleep.


Ah, Rohypnol.
#25
change his gender and interests. chances are he won't notice. then when he comments on his status/something else "*name* commented on her status.
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#26
Message a few girls on his list with very obscene sexual offers.
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#28
join the group "gay satanists".

I'm not even joking, this is the dp
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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#29
Quote by jgbsmith
join the group "gay satanists".

I'm not even joking, this is the dp

WTH is (in this context) 'dp'?
I hasten to reiterate IN THIS CONTEXT(though with gay satanists, it may be what my filthy mind first thought).
#30
Put him in a relationship with a direct relative.
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#31
I changed a guys myspace a long time ago to make it look like he was gay, lol's were present.
#32
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WTH is (in this context) 'dp'?
I hasten to reiterate IN THIS CONTEXT(though with gay satanists, it may be what my filthy mind first thought).

double penetration
dick power
dildo protection

display picture

You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#33
"never thought semen would taste so salty..."

"is watching Home Alone II... with a massive boner"


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#34
Quote by jgbsmith
double penetration
dick power
dildo protection

display picture


Glad that's cleared up.
#35
Some of these are amazing.

"...Just noticed how big his Mom's boobs are"
RIP Tom Searle.
#36
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Glad that's cleared up.

yeah, it could have gotten quite sticky.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#37
...kittens...


Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#38
is wanking to Cannibal Corpse.

is wanking to Michael Jackson.

is wanking to Holocaust pictures.

is wanking to my mum.

is wanking on my mum.

is wanked by his mum.

is wanking his mum.
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