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So in the vast array of the Pit, ranging from socially inadequite to cynical pessimists all the way to awesome peeps, you have got to have gotten or given some strange compliments or had someone insult with an insult that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

I for one, once got a compliment that my pants were "really tight" and that my teeth were "very straight". The girl inquried had I had braces and I was like"wtfnolol"

Meh, should produce some Lulz.
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#5
Someone once complimented the knot in my tie. I had no idea how to react.
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#7
People always compliment me on my ability to not have facebook and msn and whatever posts full of spelling mistakes. Seems odd to me.
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#8
Girls are complimenting me a lot about how they want my eyelashes.....I'm not so sure what to think of that.
#9
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Someone once complimented the knot in my tie. I had no idea how to react.


I've gotten one of those before. "Ummm...... Thank you" was all that came to mind
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#12
At this moment I am being told how sexy i am...........


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#13
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Girls are complimenting me a lot about how they want my eyelashes.....I'm not so sure what to think of that.

i know what you mean. "Wow, you got really cute feminine eyelashes."
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I get that too!!
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i know what you mean. "Wow, you got really cute feminine eyelashes."


"Maybe he's born with it?" "MAYBE ITS MAYBELLENE!" There's nothing wrong with being a dude and having fabulous eyelashes.

I, on the other hand never get complimented. I have been called "Bumcheek" before by a bunch of lesbian sophomores at my school who thought I was a freshman, though. I am actually a senior, though the immaturity of my response to them would suggst otherwise. They were idiots, and thought it would make me cry. It didn't. Instead I just called them all fat.
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Girls are complimenting me a lot about how they want my eyelashes.....I'm not so sure what to think of that.

Me too!
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#22
A lot of girls tell me I have great lips. A lot of guys tell me I have great ****-sucking lips
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#23
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and i got "OMG!!!1!!1eleven. You're hair is so soft"


I get this every day - these three girls ALWAYS stroke my hair whenever they walk past me, and invite all their other friends to do the same. I enjoy the attention but it gets a little tiresome sometimes
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I get this every day - these three girls ALWAYS stroke my hair whenever they walk past me, and invite all their other friends to do the same. I enjoy the attention but it gets a little tiresome sometimes


When I had my head shaved everyone used to rub my head. One hot chick I was hanging out with sat there for an hour stroking my head for a entire movie.

That sounds so dirty lol. But that part happened a little later
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#26
I was once told I smell good. I found the situation quite odd.
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#28
I've received a fair few compliments about my fingernails. The amount of times I've been accused of having a manicure because of them.
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#30
Aparently I look like Caleb from kings of leon. Everytime I go out drinking in the city at least one person drunkenly mentions it to me. Its not like I think its a bad thing but its a bit bizzare when a stranger decides to tell you that.
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#31
I get called cute everyday in one of my classes by these really hot chicks.
Im going for ruggedly handsome, but when I try to share that clever idea with them, all that comes out is a pre-pubescent giggle and "uhhh thanks".


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Aparently I look like Caleb from kings of leon. Everytime I go out drinking in the city at least one person drunkenly mentions it to me. Its not like I think its a bad thing but its a bit bizzare when a stranger decides to tell you that.


Next time tell them you are him, ask if they'd like an autograph, sign your real name on a napkin or something, then walk away before they realize
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#33
"Well, you're not hideous..." - The girl I have a crush on.
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Quote by Koshman32
Next time tell them you are him, ask if they'd like an autograph, sign your real name on a napkin or something, then walk away before they realize


I tried that before but the girl in question look confused and slightly scared.
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#36
I typically compliment people on their shoelaces.

Only when they're some crazy colour like neon green though.

...which is suprisingly often, come to think of it.
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#38
I always get complimented on my hair for some odd reason.

I've also gotten: "If your face was any more pretty then I'd have to die."
...I pondered that one for quite some time.
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#39
"Aww, your hands/fingers are so tiny!"
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"Hey, you're all squishy!" (Apparently in a good way?!! )
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I always get complimented on my hair for some odd reason.

I've also gotten: "If your face was any more pretty then I'd have to die."
...I pondered that one for quite some time.


Using my awesome analytical skill, I've deduced that you must have a hawt face.

*Is not going to look at profile for fear of being a perv.*
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