#1
I recently got fired from my last job and now filling out applications I'm having a hard time putting that I got fired in the best way possible.

Anyone have any ideas of how I could word my firing when the application asks ' Reason for Leaving '
#3
'made redundant' it kind of implies that you got fired because they couldn't afford to keep you rather than cos you were dicking around.
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#5
"Workplace was too jewish".
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#6
when a coach gets fired the team or owner usually says that so and so has been relieved of their duties.
#7
Just be honest, they'll find out the actual reason either way.
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#10
Best way to word it is just put "End of contract" or "Contract ended" that way you aren't lying but aren't letting them know you were sacked.
They will probably bring it up in interview anyway and theres no point in lying they'll find out, just BS them but don't make your previous employer look bad as that makes you look bad.
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#13
I for one would like to know why you got fired.
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#17
Tell them it was because the boss couldn't remember your name

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#19
Tell them that it's always been your passion to deliver pizzas and that the 50K office job just wasn't what you were looking for.
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#20
"I was downsized."

It's as simple as that dude, since it's happening all over the world...
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#21
Well I got fired because I had a no cal no show it was a mix up in the scheduling. And by mix up I mean I didn't know I had work that day when it was obviously on the schedule and I didn't go. I wasn't even called when they thought I might just be late because the restaurant has been dead since the summer. So they could afford to let me go.
#23
Chances are that they will contact your previous employer anyway.

If you lie... no job. If you tell the truth, maybe you still won't get the job.

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#25
^^ It's pretty much a required area. They'll contact previous employers for a reference anyway so they'll find out anyway. May as well be honest man.
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#26
tell them the old place of work was too close to a kindergarten and as a serial child sex offender you weren't allowed to work in such close proximity.
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#27
I'm not going to lie about what happened. I'd just like the best way to word 'Fired' Just seeing if there was something more ... attractive of a term.
#28
Terminated or dismissed due to internal structural changes.

It's not a lie. You did something to get you fired and they decided they didn't want you a part of the organization anymore.

Edit: Unless you stole something from the previous employer. Then you're hooped.
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#29
Tell them to call Vandalay Ind. but give them your phone number. Also dont let your neighbor answer the phone.
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#30
just say you were made redundant and give a friends number as the reference number and get him to lie when your new employers rin him. Simples
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Terminated or dismissed due to internal structural changes.

It's not a lie. You did something to get you fired and they decided they didn't want you a part of the organization anymore.

Edit: Unless you stole something from the previous employer. Then you're hooped.
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#32
Say you killed everyone you used to work with. Then you don't even have to put a number, seeing as they're all buried in your backyard.
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