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#1
You know you play guitar when...

- You "pretend play" guitar in school (pretending to fret the notes with your fingers under the desk so nobody can see you doing it and think you're a freak)
- All/most of your pictures on myspace/facebook are with your guitar.

There's definitely more...
Last edited by avafreak252 at Nov 30, 2009,
#2
Quote by avafreak252
You know you don't actually play guitar but try to show off to your susceptible minions when...

- You "pretend play" guitar in school
- All/most of your pictures on myspace/facebook are with your guitar.

There's definitely more...

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#6
i has to agree with lt. shinysides studies show that 90% of ppl who own a guitar play them
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#8
...you've slapped your penis on your guitar or bass strings just for a laugh.
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#9
Hey TS, I noticed i used to have the same guitar as you. You reminded me of how terrible it was . Sorry. You'll appreciate when you get a new one.

back to thread:

You find Ultex Jazz III's in your change pocket at least once a week.
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#10
When you admit youd make sweet sweet love to Jeff Loomis's buttocks if the opportunity arose.
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#11
Quote by avafreak252

- All/most of your pictures on myspace/facebook are with your guitar.

You know you think the guitar is an extension of your penis when...
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#12
Quote by avafreak252

- You "pretend play" guitar in school




I'm pretty sure I play guitar, but this?
Goodness gracious me!
#16
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When you admit youd make sweet sweet love to Jeff Loomis's buttocks if the opportunity arose.

#17
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You know you play guitar when your unashamed to fap to musiciansfriend catalogs


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I guess that's why my ass was sore when I woke up this morning.

It is now my goal to get skylerjames13 to BURN OUT
Every thread I touch closes
I ENJOY SKAAAAAAA
#19
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...you've slapped your penis on your guitar or bass strings just for a laugh.


Metalocalypse!
#21
You know when you air-palm mute?

You think you're air-palm muting, but everyone else thinks you're air-wanking - the least satisfying kind of wanking.
#22
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your air guitar is actually how you would play the song


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#23
I'm sorry... i just...... *sigh* ..... i just CAN'T get into this thread at all.

Does that mean i don't play guitar? Because i do....at least i'm pretty sure i do...

I own one....

I play one....

I've been playing one for a couple of years....

I uh.....yea...
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#24
I stopped "pretend playing" guitar when I started learning guitar because I realized it's ****ing lame.
#25
When you look down on bass players.

I mean, even more than other people do.
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#26
You know you play guitar when...

you play air guitar to almost every rock song you hear
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#27
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When you look down on bass players.

I mean, even more than other people do.

#28
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You know when you air-palm mute?

You think you're air-palm muting, but everyone else thinks you're air-wanking - the least satisfying kind of wanking.
Very true. I do it.
#29
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When you look down on bass players.

I mean, even more than other people do.


This made me lol so hard.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


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#31
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When you look down on bass players.

I mean, even more than other people do.



Awww now all my self esteem is gone. =(
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I guess that's why my ass was sore when I woke up this morning.

It is now my goal to get skylerjames13 to BURN OUT
Every thread I touch closes
I ENJOY SKAAAAAAA
#32
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Hey TS, I noticed i used to have the same guitar as you. You reminded me of how terrible it was . Sorry. You'll appreciate when you get a new one.

back to thread:

You find Ultex Jazz III's in your change pocket at least once a week.

Hey now I've played a Strat for the past 8 years. I challenge you to a rock off, you swine. For my piece I will be playing some shitty Hendrix song.
#35
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Hey now I've played a Strat for the past 8 years. I challenge you to a rock off, you swine. For my piece I will be playing some shitty Hendrix song.

The hendrix song isnt shitty, the shitbag fapping all over it is shitty.

And i think if you wanna win you better stop tuning your guitar right NOW.
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ive won an argument with a girl but then i still lost
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I guess that's why my ass was sore when I woke up this morning.

It is now my goal to get skylerjames13 to BURN OUT
Every thread I touch closes
I ENJOY SKAAAAAAA
#36
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The hendrix song isnt shitty, the shitbag fapping all over it is shitty.

And i think if you wanna win you better stop tuning your guitar right NOW.

o ffs dood thats how its ment to b played cuz hendricks does it like that u c.
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#40
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-when you own a guitar
-when you play it.

+1, what TS said was just stupid.
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