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#1
So I should first say that I have some idea of what I'm going to do but I would like more ideas. I started up @ a new uni this fall with a roommate that I know from roommates @ the old uni. Move in the day after a gig no worries right? I get the small bedroom w/e. Turns out I can't stand a dude who only communicates with me when either rent is due, we pay separately so it doesnt matter or when I've done something to piss him off like leaving the door unlocked.. I already plan on moving but I'm a devious person would like to leave with a prank. Any ideas??
#2
dont bother it would just make you look even more of a douche in their eyes not worth it.
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#4
Go into his clothes drawers, and swap some clothes from one drawer to the other. Film it, it'll be hilarious.
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#6
I've always found it interesting that individually, pit monkeys will act like total immature children, but when asked to come together collectively to act the same way, they call the other person a tool etc.
#7
Petrol and a match, you would have a great laugh
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#8
THIS IS A MUST DO: Take his pants and turn the pockets inside out, take a shit, and wipe your ass with his pockets. He will have a nice surprise when he sticks his hands in his pockets.
#10
Find his condoms in his room and poke a drawing pin through all of them

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I don't condone this behavior...

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I've always found it interesting that individually, pit monkeys will act like total immature children, but when asked to come together collectively to act the same way, they call the other person a tool etc.


nice observation

(but in defence of them: boys will be boys right? )
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#12
maybe he just doesn't like talking...
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#13
Quote by EnyoAdonai
Find his condoms in his room and poke a drawing pin through all of them

<.<
>.>

I don't condone this behavior...



Some wonderful ideas here!

Taking a poll

Poke pin holes in his condoms
Take a Shit and wipe my ass on his pant pockets
#14
Maturity is over-rated. Write 'PISS-GIBBON' on his bed in your own spunk, spit and feces.
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#15
I had a roommate who never talked. He'd come home from school/work and go right up to our room and I'd never see him again until he went to the fridge, or I went to the room myself(we shared a room). Pranking someone simply because he was quiet is totally stupid. How about we grow up?
#16
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I had a roommate who never talked. He'd come home from school/work and go right up to our room and I'd never see him again until he went to the fridge, or I went to the room myself(we shared a room). Pranking someone simply because he was quiet is totally stupid. How about we grow up?


or we could wipe our buttholes with his pants
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#17
Cover his bedroom in the traditional regalia of Switzerland, and take out everything from the freezer and just load it with breeze-block sized chunks of honey.

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#18
Thats it! I've learned living with relative strangers does not work...maybe I should try the morgue for better roommates, who are considerate or pick up their dirty boxers before they have been on the couch for 2 months and being asked..
#19
Sell all his stuff and use the money to buy a sign saying 'I GOT THIS SIGN FROM SELLING YOUR STUFF, AND I USED THE CHANGE TO BUY YOUR MOTHER.'
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#20
Buy him a car and lather him with gifts, then sell his organs to clients in Burkina Faso when he's asleep.

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#21
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So I should first say that I have some idea of what I'm going to do but I would like more ideas. I started up @ a new uni this fall with a roommate that I know from roommates @ the old uni.


Why is "@" quicker than writing "at"?

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#22
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Sell all his stuff and use the money to buy a sign saying 'I GOT THIS SIGN FROM SELLING YOUR STUFF, AND I USED THE CHANGE TO BUY YOUR MOTHER.'


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#23
It's a bad habit that appears when I'm annoyed and sleep deprieved. Sorry for the bad grammar.
#24
Put giant lumps of tuna behind his wardrobe and under his bed.
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#25
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Some wonderful ideas here!

Taking a poll

Poke pin holes in his condoms
Take a Shit and wipe my ass on his pant pockets



genius!
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    #26
    Quote by skaterskagg1
    Pranking someone simply because he was quiet is totally stupid. How about we grow up?


    Pretty much this.

    Maybe he never talked to you because you're a jackass.
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    #27
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    Pretty much this.

    Maybe he never talked to you because you're a jackass.


    If above is true when would he get an apartment with me?
    #28
    Quote by psyguitarist
    If above is true when would he get an apartment with me?

    why did you get an apartment with him?
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    #29
    You could try thinking really mean thoughts about him. I mean really mean. You could even go so far as to put them in a blog, or at least type them up in a Word document.
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    Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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    You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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    #32
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    The immaturity of some of the members here, especially TS, amazes me.


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    #34
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    If above is true when would he get an apartment with me?


    Maybe he didn't realise what an intolerable cad you are.
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    #35
    Open up a curtain rod in the apartment and stuff cheese in there (preferably bad smelling).
    Seal it back up (you can do this to a few in the apartment).
    In a few days it will smell horrible and he will never be able to figure out where the hell the smell is coming from.

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    #36
    Duct tape his door with bin bags and such. He'll freak. I know my flatmate did =]
    #37
    Quote by psyguitarist
    Very good question. Because I trusted my previous roommate and this is a friend of his.


    Then it works the other way around since you were both friends with your previous room mate.
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    #38
    Quote by skaterskagg1
    The immaturity of some of the members here, especially TS, amazes me.

    yeah we all have our moments but for petes sakes he's at uni.....that requires maturity and in truckloads aswell.
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    #40
    Quote by neopowell
    Sell all his stuff and use the money to buy a sign saying 'I GOT THIS SIGN FROM SELLING YOUR STUFF, AND I USED THE CHANGE TO BUY YOUR MOTHER.'



    This is totally genius
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