#1
So I was watching Seinfeld, the one where George takes off his shirt to go to the bathroom, aaaand I tried it, and to my surprise, it's become sort of a mandatory step for taking a #2 for me.

I don't know if I'm the only one who does this so...

What are your bathroom rituals?

Light candles, run the water, go nude maybe???

I want to know.
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#2
have a shit-piss
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#3
Must have something to read/ look at. If theres no magazines or books, ill come as desperate as to read the ingredients on the back of bottles and such.
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#4
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Must have something to read/ look at. If theres no magazines or books, ill come as desperate as to read the ingredients on the back of bottles and such.


Agreed. I take in comics. Or the same guitar mags over and over and over...
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#5
Must smoke while taking a shit. Gets rid of smell, and gives me something to do.

And I also take off my shirt.
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#7
I've tried the taking stuff to read thing, but I don't get it, there's not enough time to read anything, by the time I'm done shitting and need to wipe I've only read a few sentences.
#8
I tried the guitar thing once, felt dirty, didn't like it.

But I'll either take a shit with the intent to read, or to think. I can get some mad good thinkin' done on the crapper.

If I'm feeling particually grotty, like if I take a crap at night and I showered early in the morning I'll often take my shirt off and tie my hair up.
#9
I usually take a book, the more intellectual/pretentious the better. Nothing like taking a huge dump whilst reading War and Peace.