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FINALLY it's my birthday! The big 1 8!

So Pit, what did you get your favorite nickelback fan
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by J.Rodier
FINALLY it's my birthday! The big 1 8!

So Pit, what did you get your favorite nickelback fan


*leaves thread*
#3
A noose. I strongly advise you to use it.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#4
You're a man now! time to leave nickleback behind and get a job on the docks.
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Quote by Ed Hunter
A noose. I strongly advise you to use it.


this and only this. You're 18. Act like it.
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Quote by tsk84eva
*leaves thread*


nawww, didn't even wish me a happy birthday
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by Ed Hunter
A noose. I strongly advise you to use it.

+1
I live near Lake Bodom WORSHIP MEEEEEEE

Quote by Sami Philadelph
LOL, for some reason the impression I get from you is like some wacky Frank Zappa of metal pulling pranks at the Grammys and telling crude jokes during interviews.
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Quote by pbiggie
Congrats bro!


Have some whiskey.


Thanking you good sire
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
#11
I got you a collection of better music to listen to.
They say that in the army, the food is mighty fine.
The chicken jumped off the table and killed a friend of mine.

Oh lord, I want to go home.
But they won't let me go-o
Ho-oho-ohohahohohome. Hey!
#12
Congratz. You can now legally buy porn.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
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Quote by militantRocker
I got you a collection of better music to listen to.


care to say some so i can check it out?
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Congratz. You can now legally buy porn.


Woo, care to buy me some as a prezzie ?
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by J.Rodier
care to say some so i can check it out?


Here's an easy 1 step guide:

1.) Pick a band. ANY band. They will either BE nickleback, or be better than nickleback.
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Quote by Stormx
Here's an easy 1 step guide:

1.) Pick a band. ANY band. They will either BE nickleback, or be better than nickleback.


Well you have been most helpful
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by EuBoat
Don't make your own birthday threads.


well i have to, can't expect you to do it for me now can i?
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by J.Rodier
well i have to, can't expect you to do it for me now can i?


Why not be such a nonce and not have a birthday thread at all. if no one cares enough to make one for you, we're hardly going to care if you make one for us, are we?
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Quote by Stormx
Why not be such a nonce and not have a birthday thread at all. if no one cares enough to make one for you, we're hardly going to care if you make one for us, are we?


Quoted simply to multiply the amount of times the word "nonce" has been used in this thread.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
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Well none of you knew it was my birthday today so it's not a lack of caring that stopped you making one, more a lack of knowledge which i can't blame you for :P
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by J.Rodier
Well none of you knew it was my birthday today so it's not a lack of caring that stopped you making one, more a lack of knowledge which i can't blame you for :P


No, we just hate you. Lots.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
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Quote by Ed Hunter
No, we just hate you. Lots.


Haha if that's so, why waste your time posting in my thread?
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by Ed Hunter
No, we just hate you. Lots.


This. You wear your nickleback fandom like a badge. That's not an admirable trait you know.

Or is it that you're warning us not to take advice from you on matters of taste?
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Congratz
And to all the people judging nickelback, come on.
Im not a fan but its not that bad
kthxbai.
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Quote by Stormx
This. You wear your nickleback fandom like a badge. That's not an admirable trait you know.

Or is it that you're warning us not to take advice from you on matters of taste?


See, i know none of you care for my tastes in music, but I rather stand by a band i like and take all your taunts instead of jump on a bandwagon and try appear original doing so. Thats a admirable trait.
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
#29
Quote by OMGWTFBBQ?
Congratz
And to all the people judging nickelback, come on.
Im not a fan but its not that bad


Thanks
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by Deliriumbassist
No-one got him a present. You got him three bottles of piss.

I just googled whiskey and used the first picture that came up.
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
Quote by fretsonfire74
I think you're my soulmate
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Quote by pbiggie
I just googled whiskey and used the first picture that came up.




This is whiskey, son.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
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Quote by pbiggie
I just googled whiskey and used the first picture that came up.


It's the (small) effort that counts
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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happy birthday.
now go buy me some smokes
Quote by aRandomSandwich
Walk in on your first day cover in butter and flop your knob out on the managers desk, this will show confidence, and your boss like that in a man, he likes that a lot, he also likes his penis in a man... work hard now y'all...

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Quote by Ed Hunter


This is whiskey, son.


Aww even after you bagged me, Thanks!
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by tact420
happy birthday.
now go buy me some smokes


Yes sir
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by J.Rodier
Aww even after you bagged me, Thanks!

It's not for you. He was just showing me what real whiskey is.
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
Quote by fretsonfire74
I think you're my soulmate
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Quote by Captain Panda
Why are you guys bashing him? It's his birthday!

Happy birthday, have a gummy bear.



Cheers mate
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Quote by pbiggie
It's not for you. He was just showing me what real whiskey is.


I'm taking what i can get at this point lol
"I don't claim you'll have a better time with Colt 45...but why take chances" - Billy Dee Williams
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Wow, U.G. you guys bash a kid on his birthday, just because he wants to have some fun? Is this how we treat our fellow U.G.ers? If so that's just messed up. For Shame U.G.!

Anyways dude, happy birthday.
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