#1
So with shops it started back in August (with the tescos advert claiming it had actually 'made xmas come early'), but when do you think its the right time for all the xmas music, lights, mall decoractions and everything that comes with them?

I think today, first of december.

Do you embrace the commercial xmas season in october, or can you not stand it until three days before? (Or at all?)



wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#3
When I first spot santa, which is around my birthday every year, after some pub visits.
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#4


This is why I created the ONLY Christmas Thread 2009 but no one uses it
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#6
I consider it to be Christmas the first time I hear 'The Fairytale of New York' in the pub while extremely drunk.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#7
When my poo smells like chrismas tree.. its christmas!
Have a Metal christmas and a headbanging new year!
seriously my shit sometimes smell like christmas tree..
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Should point out that Doctor Rock has a point, by the way - we do have some of the biggest nutters (usually in a funny way) in the country.


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#8
Bah-f*cking-humbug
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#9
When december starts.
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#10
The_Casinator is lying! it's never sunny in the netherlands
and i may know cuz i live there and it always rains.. -.-
Quote by palefire
Should point out that Doctor Rock has a point, by the way - we do have some of the biggest nutters (usually in a funny way) in the country.


Londons Burning!
dahdahdahdahdah!
#11
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The_Casinator is lying! it's never sunny in the netherlands
and i may know cuz i live there and it always rains.. -.-

The sun shines in my head. Always.
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#12
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The_Casinator is lying! it's never sunny in the netherlands
and i may know cuz i live there and it always rains.. -.-


Not true, last week it was kinda rainy, hasnt rained since friday
Although i might have misunderstood "always"
kthxbai.
#13
christmas a humbug

na but i think it shud start on the 1st of december at the earliest
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#14
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It's December??
Why the hell does my watch have 31st of November on it.

holy shit!!! MINE TOO!!!
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#15
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*Opens advent calendar*


My mother always sends me one of those.

She hasn't this year.

I'm going to stab a puppy.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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