#1
I need that article where the man dated his mom by accident via a dating service.
Feed your mind.
#5
It's like that time where that kid found his parents on a porn site.

He was like "That couch looks familar..."
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#7
Quote by captaincrunk
Sigh.... Fine....

Man Dates Mother on Accident



hahah he banged his mom and killed his dad... haha
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#11
Quote by orfannkyl
Can anyone say Oedipus?


Yes, and about five already have.
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#13
[quote="'[VictorinoX"]']snappy, much?

NO you faggit shutup I kill you.
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#15
[quote="'[VictorinoX"]']Love you too


Eh, we'll get there one day...




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#20
Quote by Radman_Paiza
I'm pretty sure Oedipus did not find his mother/lover through a dating service.


Well not in the original but this is obviously one of those Baz Luhrmann style updates.
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Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#21
Quote by biga29
It's like that time where that kid found his parents on a porn site.

He was like "That couch looks familar..."

More like "that cooch looks familiar".
#22
Oedipus was looking through matchmaker.com for a suitable lover. An older woman, preferably with alot of money. He finds a great catch, yeah? Her name was Jocasta, and she had just recently lost her husband and needed some good loving. She was also to inherit a truckload of dough. He sends her a PM, and waits till tomorrah.
Tomorrah came and he goes to see his soon-to-be ho. She was hot, with big boobs, beautiful eyes and an ass shaped like a full-moon. I let out an awesome, heavy-metal howl. She laughed, and told me to step inside.
She told me about her being a widow, but I was like, "LESS MOUTHING MORE... MOUTHING" and gave her a deep, wet kiss. We moved on to the real deal...
Three days latah, the orphanage contacted me about my parents. They told me my mother's name was Jocasta. I was like:
- What a coincidence! I'm currently banging a chick named Jocasta! Who's also about as old as my mother is esteemed to be!
They then told me my father died 2 weeks ago, and his name was Laius.
- AHAHA WHAT A COINCIDENCE AGEN, LOL! I killed a guy named Laius like 2 weeks ago!
Jocasta then screams out, my husband died 2 weeks ago!
All the pieces of the puzzle were assembled.


I hated Baz's Romeo + Juliet