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Hello Pit,
Tomorrow, My English class is staging a mock trial. I've been chosen to be a one of the prosecuting lawyers accusing my teacher of witchcraft, as if we were involved in the Salem Witch trials. The jurors were given instructions to create an "alter ego" for themselves to act like in-trial, while we lawyers had to remain our plain old selves. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. I need you, Pit, to create for me a truly diabolical alter ego to help persecute, find guilty, and eventually burn my English teacher. Don't let me down, boys.
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Sir Walter Arthwright IV

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Harvey Dent.
You can call me Aaron.


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Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
#9
CARMEL!
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*runs away*
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#10
Enjoy jeppelapp responsibly.

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#11
Greenpeace activist or other wise hippie type. It is all about love and peace man: let the witch live and she will use her powers for good, I swear.

Sorry did not read whole post. So you wanna kill the biatch with the wart on her nose, just keep with being a lawyer.
Last edited by TwistedLogic at Dec 1, 2009,
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+1 on Daredevil. Can't get anymore alter ego lawyer-ish than him
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Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.


Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
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You are Dawson Quade, Attorney of Awesome, Master of Mistrials and Sultan of Sexy Objections.

And by sexy objections, I mean that everytime you shout "objection your honour!" you point at a random person dramatically, whilst giving a wink or licking your lip in a sexy way and shooting them a smouldering look.
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#19
Become a crazy christian

ow wait
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Ozzy
They'd plead guilty just to shut you up.
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Harvey Dent.

I counter your two face with Dare Devil!
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