#1
ok so I'm turning 16 in June and my mom said she'll take me on a vacation to anywhere i wanted to go. I live in Jersey btw. So my intial thought was to go to Cali as everyone I know from there seems to like it and it seems like a cool place to go. However my mom said that if we go somewhere cheaper then I can also get a new guitar. Somewhere cheaper would be something like Florida or maybe Bermuda if it isn't too expensive. I'm having trouble deciding so I'm asking you to help me choose.

tldr: For vacation should I go to California? or go to Florida AND get a new guitar?

thanks
#3
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which guitar would it be??


idk but something nicer then my epi les paul. I'm gonna guess and say maybe $1000 bucks tops?
#4
If you waste an "anywhere" vacation on California or Florida I'm gonna buy a new guitar and bitch slap you with it.
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#6
Are you serious? You could go anywhere you want and you want to go to another american place?

Go to socotra island or something you chained up gimp.
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#7
Dont go on vacation. Spend $100 on crack, $100 on women off the street, and the rest on a killer gear overhaul. Vuwola. Happy birthday
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#8
my bad, I forgot to say that I can't go out of the US =(. I wanted to but my mom says it's too expensive
#9
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my bad, I forgot to say that I can't go out of the US =(. I wanted to but my mom says it's too expensive


My suggestion still applies
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#10
Last I checked Bermuda was "outside" the US
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Last I checked Bermuda was "outside" the US


I know but thats still a "maybe" for now its florida and cali. And Bermuda's really the only place i can go that isnt in the U.S.
#12
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My suggestion still applies


lol alright thanks man. and i think im gonna have to sig your suggestion
#13
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Last I checked Bermuda was "outside" the US

He's talking about the bermuda triangle in america, the one between texas, missouri and alabama where all sanity goes mysteriously missing.

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I know but thats still a "maybe" for now its florida and cali. And Bermuda's really the only place i can go that isnt in the U.S.


Go to bermuda then.
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#14
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lol alright thanks man. and i think im gonna have to sig your suggestion


I dare you

But seriously, its cool
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I know but thats still a "maybe" for now its florida and cali. And Bermuda's really the only place i can go that isnt in the U.S.

Tell her you want to go to American Samoa. No passport needed.
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#17
Masturbate.

Then use the vacation money on new gear.
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#18
i would just ask for a guitar. and then money so you can buy lots of drugs
#19
Anywhere? Really? She's giving you that option, and you pick Florida or California? That's pretty stupid if you ask me.
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#20
I say Bermuda, but try not to get lost.

Also, if you do get lost in the Bermuda triangle, be sure to tell the pit what the hell is going on in there
#21
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I say Bermuda, but try not to get lost.

Also, if you do get lost in the Bermuda triangle, be sure to tell the pit what the hell is going on in there


ha alright man, i'll do my best to report back.