#1
hello, UG. I am going to masturbate soon. Any tips, ideas, special thoughts and or wishes? hurry now
#2
Conditioner. Use it.

Edit: Oh yea, think of Kensai.
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#4
Tell us about it.
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#5
Ejaculate on your bed. Or just dry hump the bed with your boxers on.
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#10
auto self fellatio
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