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#1
Ok, so I ride a bus controlled by a super redneck and my friends and I think its fun to mess with him. We know he's super homophobic and racist, so one of my friends (who's black) had the bright idea to pretend me and him were an interracial gay couple. So we got on the bus, made sure he was looking, and he pretending to suck me off behind the seat.

After a few minutes of trying not to laugh at the confused look on the rednecks face, I scream "OHHH" and he brings his head up, locks eyes with my bus driver,smiles and wipes his mouth off.

The next day I try to get on the bus and he hands me a bus suspension for a month and doesn't let me on. I'm thinking about trying to get back on the bus by saying he's discriminating, because I have to walk the mile to my school now because I can't get a ride, and if I'm guilty of any crime its that Im a lazy bastard.

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#2
You deserved it. Someone else can put it in a much better way than I can.

Oh, and he's not discriminating, you shouldn't be getting a blowjob on a bus in the first place, even if it's fake. You were just being an attention whore and it backfired.
Last edited by Alex Vik at Dec 1, 2009,
#4
hahaha, justice served!

wasnt cuz ur gay, u cant hav "sex" on the public bus
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#5
Whether you're gay or not, public oral sex is generally frowned upon in today's society.
#6
You're a moron. You didn't get suspended for acting gay, he probably genuinely thought you were getting head on the bus, which is not permitted for obvious reasons.
#7
You got thrown off the bus for enacting fellatio.

Idiot.
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#8
i bet he actually did get a blowjob, hes just failing to tell us.
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That's what you get, queer!
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#12
I dont think it had anything to do with being a homo. I dont know if anyones ever told you, but you arnt supposed to be giving blow jobs let alone anything sexual on a bus ride

edit: Late. Seems everybody has already let you in on that secret. Ffs, use common sense next time, please.
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#14
Well then, haha. It wouldn't piss me off if I didn't know evryone in the back of the bus ****s, you have to wade through splooge to find a seat. I failed tyo mention that, and that would probably affect this a pretty good amount, mah bad.
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#15
bus got thrown off idiot for enacting you

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#16
idiot. don't do the crime if you can't do the time. on the bright side you'll get plenty of exercise.
#17
You got thrown off for getting head, not acting gay.
Don't be such an attention wh*re next time, k?

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#18
You were deliberately trying to provoke your bus driver, and at the same time making it look like you were partaking in sexual behaviour.

You deserve suspension from more than the school.
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#20
I thought buses didn't pick anybody up who lived within a mile of the school?!

This was a school bus, right?
#21
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You fellatio the bus off for acting got

Idiot.

Ok guys, it was mildly entertaining the first time. Now it's just annoying.

Anyways, we've learned a valuable lesson here today, I hope.

Don't let your friends give you blowjobs on the bus.
#23
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I thought buses didn't pick anybody up who lived within a mile of the school?!

This was a school bus, right?


I live in a small ass town, evrythings a mile away from evrything else. The main reason Im bitching is because as of today, its december, and its already in the low 30's out here.
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ive won an argument with a girl but then i still lost
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I guess that's why my ass was sore when I woke up this morning.

It is now my goal to get skylerjames13 to BURN OUT
Every thread I touch closes
I ENJOY SKAAAAAAA
#24
Wait. so the homophobic, racist bus driver threw you off, and not the gay darkie?

Still, you both suck. being a bus driver is a horrible job as it is without little shits like you antagonizing them.
#26
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I live in a small ass town, evrythings a mile away from evrything else. The main reason Im bitching is because as of today, its december, and its already in the low 30's out here.

God, your dick must've been FREEZING covered in all of that saliva.

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#28
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Well then, haha. It wouldn't piss me off if I didn't know evryone in the back of the bus ****s, you have to wade through splooge to find a seat. I failed tyo mention that, and that would probably affect this a pretty good amount, mah bad.



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#29
your a mile away and you take a bus??? WTF!? I walked to school for 8 years (high school and elementary school were next door to each other) and it was well over a mile.

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#30
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your a mile away and you take a bus??? WTF!? I walked to school for 8 years (high school and elementary school were next door to each other) and it was well over a mile.

puss..


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ive won an argument with a girl but then i still lost
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I guess that's why my ass was sore when I woke up this morning.

It is now my goal to get skylerjames13 to BURN OUT
Every thread I touch closes
I ENJOY SKAAAAAAA
#31
OMG gay rights FTW you gotta fight for your rights TS start an e-petition.
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#33
Bus driving is a shitty job....He has to drive the bus while you get head thats fkd up.
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#34
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Hey leave me alone, Im gay.


and the truth comes out...
so then the bj really happened?

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#35
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#36
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and the truth comes out...
so then the bj really happened?


For awhile now... man it feels good to come out to a bunch of people I dont know or will ever know.
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ive won an argument with a girl but then i still lost
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I guess that's why my ass was sore when I woke up this morning.

It is now my goal to get skylerjames13 to BURN OUT
Every thread I touch closes
I ENJOY SKAAAAAAA
#37
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Ok, so I ride a bus controlled by a super redneck and my friends and I think its fun to mess with him.
Just think, only 30 days of walking to school and you can mess with him again.
Won't that be fun!


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#38
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#39
If it's a bus ride from the school, go and complain about it. Get punished by the school if you have to.
#40
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I live in a small ass town, evrythings a mile away from evrything else. The main reason Im bitching is because as of today, its december, and its already in the low 30's out here.


I guess you shouldn't have been such an absolute moron then.

Who the hell does that?
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