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bry0n
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Alright, here's the scenario. There is this girl that you dig, you guys are friends, and you're friends with her friends. She's also got a boyfriend; he's cool, as a big a GNR fanatic as you are, plays guitar.
So her boyfriend is out with the flu, and she is sitting with you and you're other friends. You letting the sex and pornographic jokes run free, because that's just what you do when you're around "the guys".
Afterwards, she pulls you aside and asks you, "If I asked you to have sex with me, and I was serious, would you do it?" This comes as a surprise because, well, the girl you dig just asked if you would **** her if the chance arrived. So you sorta give a round-about yes, throwing in a whole buncha bullshit.

So my question is, do normal girls ask their guy friends if they'd have sex with them? Keep in mind that her boyfriend is out sick, and she has commented on your hotness two or three times recently (). So does this mean shit as far as getting her at a later date when she is single goes?


Also, I just thought this might be too big for the relationship thread, and I want everyday answers from normal people...or pit users.
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Quote by bry0n
Alright, here's the scenario. There is this girl that you dig, you guys are friends, and you're friends with her friends. She's also got a boyfriend; he's cool, as a big a GNR fanatic as you are, plays guitar.



I'd sleep with his gf just on principle.
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I'd sleep with his gf just on principle.
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It depends, some girls are cool about stuff like that, and are open. Others are not.

Tell her hell yeah, you'd wreck her VJ, and see what happens.
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She's bored because her boyfriend is ill.

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What's wrong with GNR? Getting totally drunk and listening to GNR is awesome!
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What's wrong with GNR? Getting totally drunk and listening to GNR is awesome!


Yeah, if you're into douchey music.
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SENSIBLE RESPONSE ALERT:

Dude, what the f*ck? Why are you even asking this question. Of course not. Way to wreck a relation there?

Also, the girl is a slut. Perhaps you should tell her boyfriend that. If not, say it in her face anyway.
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Yeah, if you're into douchey music.


You are half the man I once thought you. What non-'douchey' music you listen to anyway?
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Also, the girl is a slut. Perhaps you should tell her boyfriend that. If not, say it in her face anyway.

So because the girl wants to have sex, she's a slut? Nice double standard.
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So because the girl wants to have sex, she's a slut? Nice double standard.


Because the girl wants to have sex with a guy who isn't her boyfriend just because her boyfriend's sick, she's a slut.

Also, relationship thread. The people in there have, in general, a bit more common sense.
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as a girl ... i would not ask a guy if he'd have sex with me unless i wanted to have sex with him. duh. i mean, yeah, females can be insecure as hell and i enjoy the ego boost of knowing a guy wants to **** me, but that really only matters if i'm actually into the guy... i would never ask a question like that unless i wanted it from him.

well, scratch that. i'd never ask that question, because I'm not that forward.

she apparently has issues she needs to work out with her bf, if him having the flu is enough for her to ask someone else for sex.
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It means she's tightening your leash. You're in the friendzone man. Rebel against the system.
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well, scratch that. i'd never ask that question, because I'm not that forward.

she apparently has issues she needs to work out with her bf, if him having the flu is enough for her to ask someone else for sex.

Actually, I'm wondering how into her boyfriend she really is.


And I mean that in the second least perverted was possible.

EDIT: I am not interested in wrecking her relationship and breaking them up, I just want to know if I've got a good chance later on.

And to the guy below...in Schwarzenegger voice...I am ready.
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It means she wants your penis. There is no other explanation. She is ready and willing. The only question in this thread is, are you?
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Quote by bry0n
Actually, I'm wondering how into her boyfriend she really is.

And I mean that in the second least perverted was possible.
How "into" him she is doesn't matter. Fact remains that she has a bf, and therefore isn't available for sex. So, it's wrong of her to ask for sex, and it would be even more wrong for you to oblige, even on the grounds of "she doesn't even like her bf". Who knows how much the bf likes her?
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She's into you, but probably not enough to actually jump you just yet, and she's ****ing with your head. She's probably crazy and a slut. And she's probably in the middle of some indecision over whether to be a good girl and keep her boyfriend, or sleep around which is what she really wants to do. She's probably toying with you to try and see how she'd like being a slut. All in all, don't expect anything serious from her, but totally f*ck her because crazy chicks are fun.

And speaking as a girl, if she starts it, then on her own head be it if her relationship gets ****ed up. It's not fair to be all over teenage guys and expect them to be virtuous for your sake. That's bullshit.
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If he's got the flu, she's probably a carrier, and she'll probably give it to you, and you might give it to us, and I'll be damned if I'm going to die a screaming bloody horrible death for some horny little bastard.
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I thought Phraug was a guy who had the right idea. Then I read that he is a girl. Listen to her. She is dead on.
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No, they don't.



You clearly haven't been to uni.

My mate across the corridor, he's friends with this girl, been friends with her most of his life. She ended up coming to the same university without ever knowing. So they meet each other here, very happy, blah blah blah, one night she literally comes up to him and asks him if they want to be ****buddies.
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You clearly haven't been to uni.

My mate across the corridor, he's friends with this girl, been friends with her most of his life. She ended up coming to the same university without ever knowing. So they meet each other here, very happy, blah blah blah, one night she literally comes up to him and asks him if they want to be ****buddies.


And as always because it happend to your friend that makes the whole scenario SUPERNORMAL.. +your friend is probably full of sh!t.

I'm not saying it never happens, because it does, but it's not "normal" behaviour.
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Sensible response: Dude, if he's cool, and you like him, don't go and potentially ruin his relationship for the sake of some poon. It's really not a good thing to do. And with that out of the way...

Sex offender response: Jump her bones! Fill her little jewel box with your giggle stick and make her scream like it's literally rape! Then get behind and sink the brown until she's writhing like a wheelbarrow full of crabs on drugs! Then take some pictures.
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Quote by bry0n

EDIT: I am not interested in wrecking her relationship and breaking them up, I just want to know if I've got a good chance later on.



Of getting some action? Yeah, I'd say you have a pretty good chance, if she straight up asked you that question. She's probably waiting for you to make the next move. Don't count on a serious relationship though. If she's asking you for sex when she has a boyfriend, she could do the same thing to someone else if you were dating.

For what it's worth, I know what it's like to be in the position of liking someone in a relationship who clearly is also interested in you. It's...complicated.
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And as always because it happend to your friend that makes the whole scenario SUPERNORMAL.. +your friend is probably full of sh!t.

I'm not saying it never happens, because it does, but it's not "normal" behaviour.


No, trust me, its true I was there the night that it happened. Not only that, but he got bored of her, then a seperate girl did exactly the same thing. She's french and really hot as well.
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#39
Did you just ask if its normal for girls with bfs to ask their other guy friends to have sex with them ?

Anyways, chicks are asking you to have sex with them. Never a bad thing
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#40
Quote by bry0n
Actually, I'm wondering how into her boyfriend she really is.


And I mean that in the second least perverted was possible.

EDIT: I am not interested in wrecking her relationship and breaking them up, I just want to know if I've got a good chance later on.

And to the guy below...in Schwarzenegger voice...I am ready.



If any girl would cheat on her boyfriend because he is ill isn't a good candidate for a relationship with me. Once a cheater, always a cheater.


I personally would find someone with higher standards on a moral level.