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#1
When you have multiple bass necks of the same thing because that's the only way to impress people. Or maybe you're just Robin Zander.

Hey, sorry if this has been done before, I searched! but we know unreliable that can be. I did search like three times, so really, I do apologize if this has been done before.

Yup, this a spin-off of the guitarist version of this thread. I know there are bass players here, and I know some of them are clever! Post away.
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#2
... when the girls come up to talk to everyone else in the band.
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#4
There was a huuuuuuuuuuge thread on this in the bass forum that was sadly closed. That thread was hilarious.

Anyway,

... when you're the only black guy in the band.
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Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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#6
when you get friends going wow you should play real guitar.

the amount of times this happened i would be able to afford everything im GASing for and that list below's out of date xD.
Guitar Gear
Guitar: Ibanez GRG140 (black)
Amp:Peavey Vypyr 75


Bass Gear
Bass: Fender P-bass MIM,Peavey Millenium 5 BXP (x2),Epiphone Thunderbird
Amp:Ampeg PF500 w PF210 cab
Pedals: ODB-3,Big Muff.
#8
When you try to talk to people but they ignore you because you're too quiet.

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Berserker.
#9
when you have to help the drummer get out the car because he locked the keys in there with him
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#11
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when you have to help the drummer get out the car because he locked the keys in there with him



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Eastwood Mandocaster
Bugera v55
DigiTech DL8
Boss BD-2
Dean Markley Tuner
Ebow

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#15
... When people ask you if you play it because it only has four strings...
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Also, Charmander.
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#17
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But that threads oooooollllld. And I imagine that the guy searched the term and it didn't even reach the 2008 threads...


its in the bass archives and theres only two pages of archives so it would be that hard
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#18
When you do air bass when ever you hear the intro to Hysteria.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#19
Quote by Guitar0player
When you do air bass when ever you hear the intro to Hysteria.

i do that to Maxwell murder and Hysteria, sometimes longview.

when you have a drunk guitarist mate who says i bet i can play better than you when im drunk
Guitar Gear
Guitar: Ibanez GRG140 (black)
Amp:Peavey Vypyr 75


Bass Gear
Bass: Fender P-bass MIM,Peavey Millenium 5 BXP (x2),Epiphone Thunderbird
Amp:Ampeg PF500 w PF210 cab
Pedals: ODB-3,Big Muff.
#20
When your playing the heaviest, loudest and hardest riff youve ever writeen, and the guitarist in congradulated for it!!!!
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#21
When you can't hear yourself play in the mix...


... Nah, I'm just messing. Good bassists are always heard.
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- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

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#22
You know you play bass when no one knows what you're playing, but everyone knows when you stop.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#24
You know you're a bassist when you can touch your fingertips to a black car in the middle of the summer and not feel a thing...
You can call me Aaron.


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Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
#25
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haha think everyone covered it already
poor bassist they still have my respect tho


I love bassists, they know how to finger......pick
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#27
When you have played for twice as long as the rest of the band, and nobody notices.
#28
When you pick up a bass when you aren't at gunpoint.
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#30
...when you air slap-bass on your chest sub-consciously.

and in the case of my old band (when I was 13)

...when you're the only one who can read sheet music and everyone else in the band asks you to help them when learning new tunes.
#33
Quote by -Mono--
...when you air slap-bass on your chest sub-consciously.

and in the case of my old band (when I was 13)

...when you're the only one who can read sheet music and everyone else in the band asks you to help them when learning new tunes.


but sheet music for guitar is just so hard to learn

even though i cant read it
#34
When your girlfriend Squirts.
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#36
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...on the lead guitarist


Zing!!
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#37
when the only song on your band's demo where you get to play something worth your time has the bass mixed so quiet that the guitarist still gets all the glory.
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The chicken jumped off the table and killed a friend of mine.

Oh lord, I want to go home.
But they won't let me go-o
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#38
...When the guitarist of the band has to figure out the bass lines for you and show them to you. haha unless your actually good at bass
#39
. . .when just to funny, your guitar players correct you _every_ time you say "bass guitar".

. . .when just to funny, your guitar players say "Let's play off of '...And Justice'!" and turn your amp off.
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Fender P-Bass
Boss Bass Limiter Enhancer
Boss DS1
Beringher BXL3000

With me and my friends, if you can't name the artist or song name in the first 10 seconds, you're a waste of a human being.


SAVE THE MUDKIPS
#40
when you get killed by a falling bus.


f cked up

when your bass is turned up so loud they still think it's the rhythm guitarist playing
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
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