You know you have no idea if you wanna be a bassist or a guitarist when...

#1
You form a band with no bassist in which you play guitar and use an octave pedal to mimic a bass sound.

When you play baritone or 8 string guitars.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#2
When you play drums.

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#3
Haha. Oh I can relate to this thread. I love guitar and bass both, but I can't decide which one should be my main instrument.
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#4
When you make bizarre threads about it in The Pit.
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#5
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When you make bizarre threads about it in The Pit.


Yes
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#6
Wait... what?
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#9
So you wanna be like cKy?
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#11
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You form a band with no bassist in which you play guitar and use an octave pedal to mimic a bass sound.

When you play baritone or 8 string guitars.



Not this shit again. You best be trollin'
#12
You also have a hard time choosing between fapping and sticking pineapples up your rectum.

I'll let you guys decide what's a metaphor for what...
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#13
when youve run out of thread ideas
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Epiphone SG/LP custom
Schecter Damien elite 7
Fender Highway one Telecaster

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#14
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Not this shit again. You best be trollin'


Well I was sarcastic...
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#16
When you slap and pop on guitar.... all the time.

Sorry Christophe Godin...
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#18
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When you are too cool for guitar but still wanna get laid regularly


this
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#21
You buy a six-string bass and a Whammy Pedal.
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#23
you can play bass better than you can guitar. tbh i thoight that too cuz i had trouble with chords. but now im glad i picked guitar
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#24
When your guitar riffs are just 8th note root notes.

When you go to do a solo on stage and nobody pays attention.

When you can play Paul Gilbert stuff using slap and pop on your guitar.
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#25
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When you are too cool for guitar but still wanna get laid regularly


Seconded.