Poll: Do you like big trucks?
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View poll results: Do you like big trucks?
Yes
105 81%
Yes
97 75%
Voters: 129.
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#2
dem sum big mothertruckers yo

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#3
If humans spent all their time building awesome shit like this instead of girly-slapping each other all the time, we'd be living on the moon by now.
#4
I like big trucks and I cannot lie...
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#5
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
If humans spent all their time building awesome shit like this instead of girly-slapping each other all the time, we'd be living on the moon by now.


man i agree with you mostly but i'd rather see the roads full of shit-large trucks like these than humands wasting big truck money exploring the moon
#6
I voted for the 2nd 'yes' since there should be a 'no' there!
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#7
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man i agree with you mostly but i'd rather see the roads full of shit-large trucks like these than humands wasting big truck money exploring the moon


Big trucks... ON THE MOON. It could've been so!!!

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#9
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
Big trucks... ON THE MOON.



shit bruv! boss idea!

but i don't want big trucks to be where i'm not, you get me?


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i prefer the drivers who have minuscule penises


its common knowledge that big truck drivers have the biggest penises of them all you j**
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#10
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I like big trucks and I cannot lie...


You other truckers can't deny.
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#16
huge-batshit-insane-excavator-thing

Mind Blown. I think you'll understand me asking if that is even real?

That is ****ing awesome.
#17
Quote by JohnnoEH
huge-batshit-insane-excavator-thing

Mind Blown. I think you'll understand me asking if that is even real?

That is ****ing awesome.
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#18
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huge-batshit-insane-excavator-thing

Mind Blown. I think you'll understand me asking if that is even real?

That is ****ing awesome.
#19
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huge-batshit-insane-excavator-thing

Mind Blown. I think you'll understand me asking if that is even real?

That is ****ing awesome.

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wat

#20
Quote by Jaymz_515
Very real. Built by a German company called Krupp.

Well, at least now they can dig all the Lebensraum they want underneath Germany, instead of invading Poland.
#22
I honestly get a slight feeling of fear when I see that massive thing.

Imagine that thing going terminator on us.

holy crap

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#24
'Ciara - Work' video has big trucks, i like that song
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#25
I believe the thing about liking big trucks is backwards, good sir. It's "if you like big trucks, you clearly have a small penis."

It's okay, it's a common error amongst large vehicle owners.


Also, I don't believe that giant excavator thing. How in the piss would you move it?
#26
Quote by archangels666
I believe the thing about liking big trucks is backwards, good sir. It's "if you like big trucks, you clearly have a small penis."

It's okay, it's a common error amongst large vehicle owners.


Also, I don't believe that giant excavator thing. How in the piss would you move it?



You're both wrong... If you buy a car/truck so other people will think you are cool you have a small penis, no matter the size of your penis.

And for the second part, can you not see it's tracks?
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#27
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"if you like big trucks, you clearly have a small penis."


Another lie out of your mouth sonny jim and I'll have a big truck come ride all over your mother


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Also, I don't believe that giant excavator thing. How in the piss would you move it?


Look at the big truck's caterpillar tracks! Okay it isn't the fastest big truck in the world but it can sure as hell move
#28
I think people who like big trucks just use big trucks to cover up their small penises.
#29
I'm aware the thing has treads, but I meant how would you move it?

Sure, it can drive around the dig site easily enough, but the thing obviously isn't made to work at anymore than one place. It can't have a top speed of anything over 3 mph.
#30
Quote by archangels666
I'm aware the thing has treads, but I meant how would you move it?

Sure, it can drive around the dig site easily enough, but the thing obviously isn't made to work at anymore than one place. It can't have a top speed of anything over 3 mph.


I think it breaks up into smaller gigantic pieces and is assembled on site.
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#31

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#32
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I think it breaks up into smaller gigantic pieces and is assembled on site.

Ah. That would make sense.

Though that would still take a ridiculous number of trucks to move that thing.
#33
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Hay guys


That guy is HUUGGEE!!!
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#34
Quote by The_Casinator
I think people who like big trucks just use big trucks to cover up their small penises.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but according to the poll, the whole of UG likes big trucks
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Hay guys


Get your small truck out of this big truck thread. Read the rules on my first post.


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Though that would still take a ridiculous number of trucks to move that thing.


Well not if they were big trucks
#35
Quote by The_Casinator
I think people who like big trucks just use big trucks to cover up their small penises.

But if their penises are small, they would only need small trucks to cover them up.
#37
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Heeeeelll yeah.


Although the little mongii inside are funner to drive...
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#39
Quote by biga29
I think it breaks up into smaller gigantic pieces and is assembled on site.


I think they actually move it as one huge unit because it's easier and cheaper than dismantling it and moving it in pieces. The photo of it crossing over a road posted earlier is from when they were moving it methinks.

Quote by archangels666
I'm aware the thing has treads, but I meant how would you move it?

Sure, it can drive around the dig site easily enough, but the thing obviously isn't made to work at anymore than one place. It can't have a top speed of anything over 3 mph.



0.33mph I hear. One mile in three hours.

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wat

Last edited by Jaymz_515 at Dec 2, 2009,
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