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#1
What's your fave Stig joke?

Mine is:

They say he knows two facts about ducks, and both are wrong


And finish your post with:

"All we know, is that he's called the Stig"
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#2
The wat?
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how did u guys get from pit flags to mace windu raping kids using an ice cream truck


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"Don't touch my buttsecks"
#3
Some say... he has life-size tattoo... of his face... on his FACE.

All we know is, he's called The Stig.
#4
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Some say... he has life-size tattoo... of his face... on his FACE.

All we know is, he's called The Stig.


Shit forgot that one
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#5
Some say he watches endless repeats of himself on dave

All we know is, he's called The Stig.
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#6
Some say he sucks the moisture out of ducks....

...All we know is he's called the Stig
#7
They say he only knows two songs, 'Happy Birthday' and 'God Save the Queen' and that he only knows the difference between them because for one of them, everybody stands up...

...All we know is, he's called the Stig
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#8
And if he'd written a letter of condolence he would at least spelt your name right.

All we know is he's called the The Stog!
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#9
Some say that under his helmet there is another, smaller helmet.

All we know is... etc

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wat

#12
Some say he's so empty headed, if you stand close to him you can hear the sea...

...All we know is, he's called the Stig.
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#13
Some say he has had to give up binge drinking now that petrol has reached £1.18 per litre

...All we know is, he's called the Stig.
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#18
Some say he retired from the government after accusations of bestiality and public urination.


All we know... is that he's called the Stig.
#19
If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

All we know... is that he's called the Stig
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#20
Some say he was turned down by I'm a Celebrity because he actually is one!

Some say his left nipple is the shape of the Nurburgring.
All we know is he's called the Stig.

For all you people saying "Who is Stig? Durrr"
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#21
Some say his fingers nail have 330 brake horse power...

All we know is, he's called the Stig!
#23
It's something British I bet! Tell us Amuricans now or face the consequences!


Please...
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how did u guys get from pit flags to mace windu raping kids using an ice cream truck


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"Don't touch my buttsecks"
#24
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight...
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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#25
Google isn't helping me for the definition.
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#26
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It's something British I bet! Tell us Amuricans now or face the consequences!

Please...

We can't, it's so secret, even we don't know.

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Google isn't helping me for the definition.

That's because it's a secret.
#27
They say the Stig says you should tell us who he is...

All we know is that you need to tell us.

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how did u guys get from pit flags to mace windu raping kids using an ice cream truck


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"Don't touch my buttsecks"
#28
Some say he has a digital face, and that if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar...

All we know is he's called The Stig!
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#30
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All you other Americans are embarrassing me. Goto youtube and type in "Top Gear."


Damn, typical loudmouth American.
#32
Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and long before anyone else, he realized that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs...

All we know is, he's called the Stig!
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#33
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Damn, typical loudmouth American.



I'm sorry your 'secret' is broadcasted on the BBC, which we get in America.

Typical unjustifiably cranky Brit.
#35
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I'm sorry your 'secret' is broadcasted on the BBC, which we get in America.

Typical unjustifiably cranky Brit.

OK then Mr Smartipants, tell me, who is The Stig?
#36
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#37
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals
All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Too bad I live in the U.S. and all I get is BBC America; I like British TV especially Top Gear.
#38
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OK then Mr Smartipants, tell me, who is The Stig?


Well, some say that he's who was born into exhile, and raised by wild pit-stop refuelers on the Nurburgring...

...All I know is that he's called 'The Stig.'
#39
Some say, he's actually dead... But the Grim reaper, is too scared to tell him and that all his potted plants are called "Steve"

All we know, he's called The Stig.


I loved Hammond's delivery of the Steve line, it was funnier than the line itself.
#40
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Well, some say that he's who was born into exhile, and raised by wild pit-stop refuelers on the Nurburgring...

...All I know is that he's called 'The Stig.'


See? Like I said, it's a secret.
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