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#1
So, I've just come home from work and opened my laptop only to find that my background has been changed to this:



And that all of my music has been deleted and replaced by My Chemical Romance.
My best guess is that my little sister did this while she was staying at my flat on the weekend.
I am now honour bound to take vengeance on her but I don't know how. Since the Pit normally comes up with some imaginative ideas, I thought I would ask. Serious and joking suggestions welcome.

Oh and anyone who has a fit about loosing the game because of this thread can go eat their own shit for all I care.
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#2
Shit on her head while she sleeps.
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#3
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So, I've just come home from work and opened my laptop only to find that my background has been changed to this:



And that all of my music has been deleted and been replaced by My Chemical Romance.
My best guess is that my little sister did this while she was staying at my flat on the weekend.
I am now honour bound to take vengeance on her but I don't know how. Since the Pit normally comes up with some imaginative ideas, I thought I would ask. Serious and joking suggestions welcome.

Oh and anyone who has a fit about loosing the game because of this thread can go eat their own shit for all I care.


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Shit on her head while she sleeps.

This.
Or sneak into her room while she's out, and paint a giant mural of David Hasselhoff on one wall, and Burt Reynolds on the other.I suggest these as templates.

#7
Laxative in her coffee/ tea
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I could help you, but I've made a vow not to use my intelect for evil.


I don't want to make the revenge evil. The game thing is absulotely nothing to me and I've got backups of my music folder on my desktop. Its the principle of the thing that matters and it's tradition that everything between me and my sister must become a war of continuing lighthearted vengeance.
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#9
Put your dick in the lost game box and present it to her.
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This.
Or sneak into her room while she's out, and paint a giant mural of David Hasselhoff on one wall, and Burt Reynolds on the other.I suggest these as templates.


Tempting but impractical.
No doubt my mum and step-dad wouldn't appreciate me coming home solely to repaint my sisters room with half naked men.
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Tempting but impractical.
No doubt my mum and step-dad wouldn't appreciate me coming home solely to repaint my sisters room with half naked men.


Or full naked men as they happen to be
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#12
The gameXD
that's lame, rick roll her, that's fair and just as unorigional. replace all her pics with pics of rick.
#13
Completely rearrange her bed room, and hide all her essentials in daft places.

Or muder/suicide. That'll show her.
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Or full naked men as they happen to be


My mistake.
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I don't want to make the revenge evil. The game thing is absulotely nothing to me and I've got backups of my music folder on my desktop. Its the principle of the thing that matters and it's tradition that everything between me and my sister must become a war of continuing lighthearted vengeance.


Oh well, in that case, visit her place, pretend to go to the toilet, put Sodium Iodide in the toilet bowl with a decent squirt of a detergent (concentrated washing up liquid is best) and Hydrogen Peroxide in the toilet cistern, then when she flushes the toilet, if you've put enough of the ingredients in, it'll quickly fill the whole room up with lots and lots of foam, right up to the ceiling.
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This.
Or sneak into her room while she's out, and paint a giant mural of David Hasselhoff on one wall, and Burt Reynolds on the other.I suggest these as templates.



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#17
Blindfold her and have sex with her. It may be morally wrong, but she won't see it coming.
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Oh well, in that case, visit her place, pretend to go to the toilet, put Sodium Iodide in the toilet bowl with a decent squirt of a detergent (concentrated washing up liquid is best) and Hydrogen Peroxide in the toilet cistern, then when she flushes the toilet, if you've put enough of the ingredients in, it'll quickly fill the whole room up with lots and lots of foam, right up to the ceiling.


Wow. I only wish I could do that. Unfortunately the risk of my mum or step- dad using the toilet first is far too high.
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Do the same back to her, but more subtly. Replace all her music with Stalaggh tracks, but rename them to whatever it was that she had on there before.

For more computer based laughs, take a screenshot of her desktop. Then set that as her desktop background, and delete all the shortcuts you can from the desktop.
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Do the same back to her, but more subtly. Replace all her music with Stalaggh tracks, but rename them to whatever it was that she had on there before.

For more computer based laughs, take a screenshot of her desktop. Then set that as her desktop background, and delete all the shortcuts you can from the desktop.


What the hell is Stalaggh?

And getting access to her computer isn't really possible since we don't live in the same place and her computer is password protected.
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Wow. I only wish I could do that. Unfortunately the risk of my mum or step- dad using the toilet first is far too high.


Stash the ingredients under her bed so that she'll get the blame....

...damn, it suddenly got evil.
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For more computer based laughs, take a screenshot of her desktop. Then set that as her desktop background, and delete all the shortcuts you can from the desktop.

I did that to my friend at work. It was great. I could hear him down the hall going "WHAT THE FUKK??" And punching the keyboard.
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all u need to do, is to send over her pic to me, and her email/msn/facebook also. i will go out with her, and u got ur revenge.
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Do the same back to her, but more subtly. Replace all her music with Stalaggh tracks, but rename them to whatever it was that she had on there before.

For more computer based laughs, take a screenshot of her desktop. Then set that as her desktop background, and delete all the shortcuts you can from the desktop.


YEAH, inspired, that's a great idea.
and make her videos PORN or something vulgar anyway!
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Stash the ingredients under her bed so that she'll get the blame....

...damn, it suddenly got evil.


Then there would be the added problem of the parents finding her booze stash and the one unwritten rule of 'no snitching' would be broken. Although that hasn't stopped her from selling me down the river in the past...
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Then there would be the added problem of the parents finding her booze stash and the one unwritten rule of 'no snitching' would be broken. Although that hasn't stopped her from selling me down the river in the past...

Well there ya go then, revenge is a double edged sword. You can get her for two things at the same time.
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Well there ya go then, revenge is a double edged sword. You can get her for two things at the same time.


Plus then there is the fact that the only reason she was staying at our flat was because my girlfriend found her wandering around town drunk on Saturday night...
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This is certainly imaginative - you may have to wait time, even years maybe, but the best bet would be until she grows up into an eligible young woman

She will have a vibrant career in media or advertising - a great house in an affluent neighbourhood and will be set to marry a prominant young entrepenour, perhaps a stock broker, lawyer or hedge fund manager.

When she sets her wedding date you neglect to RSVP to her wedding invitation, and a couple of weeks before the big day break all contact with her and your immediate family to build mystery and suspense.

She may chose to press ahead with the marriage plans or postbone the date due to your mystery disappearnce nevertheless you need to remain hidden.

In the church before vows are exchanged and the pastor/clergyman announces that if anyone should see fit why these two people should not enter holy matrimony you make your move.

You enter the church to amazing surprise and noise, beforehand you will need to have covered yourself from head to toe in compost/soil/mud and general dirt and proclaim that your sister did attempt to murder you and buried you in nearby woodland - however she did not realise that chloroform reduces oxygen flow to the brain and you survived without oxygen that little while longer whilst buried alive.

The police will, as you have previously embelished this story to them and they've accompany you to the ceremony, take her away in front of everybody.

Then you stride to the altar and state to the family, friends and well wishers in attendance

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What the hell is Stalaggh?

And getting access to her computer isn't really possible since we don't live in the same place and her computer is password protected.

Stalaggh is noise bordering on the very limits of music. Listen at you own risk and with the speakers turned down:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O5Px3_RJ3w

And it's a pity about not having access to her computer. Lemme think of other stuff...

Do you have access to her shower? If you put some sticky mint sweet in the shower head (if it's an unscrewable one), every time she has a shower she'll get sticky.

Or put her number into an explicit lonely hearts ad section, I dunno
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Plus then there is the fact that the only reason she was staying at our flat was because my girlfriend found her wandering around town drunk on Saturday night...

Yeah... it'll teach her a lesson.
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This is certainly imaginative - you may have to wait time, even years maybe, but the best bet would be until she grows up into an eligible young woman

She will have a vibrant career in media or advertising - a great house in an affluent neighbourhood and will be set to marry a prominant young entrepenour, perhaps a stock broker, lawyer or hedge fund manager.

When she sets her wedding date you neglect to RSVP to her wedding invitation, and a couple of weeks before the big day break all contact with her and your immediate family to build mystery and suspense.

She may chose to press ahead with the marriage plans or postbone the date due to your mystery disappearnce nevertheless you need to remain hidden.

In the church before vows are exchanged and the pastor/clergyman announces that if anyone should see fit why these two people should not enter holy matrimony you make your move.

You enter the church to amazing surprise and noise, beforehand you will need to have covered yourself from head to toe in compost/soil/mud and general dirt and proclaim that your sister did attempt to murder you and buried you in nearby woodland - however she did not realise that chloroform reduces oxygen flow to the brain and you survived without oxygen that little while longer whilst buried alive.

The police will, as you have previously embelished this story to them and they've accompany you to the ceremony, take her away in front of everybody.

Then you stride to the altar and state to the family, friends and well wishers in attendance

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Well that certainly is imaginative...
Slightly too harsh and vastly impractical though I think.

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Yeah... it'll teach her a lesson.


I'll keep that as a backup plan. Where would I go about getting the ingredients by the way?

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Stalaggh is noise bordering on the very limits of music. Listen at you own risk and with the speakers turned down:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O5Px3_RJ3w

And it's a pity about not having access to her computer. Lemme think of other stuff...

Do you have access to her shower? If you put some sticky mint sweet in the shower head (if it's an unscrewable one), every time she has a shower she'll get sticky.

Or put her number into an explicit lonely hearts ad section, I dunno


That is what I would imagine hell sounds like...
And surely that sweet trick wouldn't work because the water would wash it away? Have you tried it before?
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I'll keep that as a backup plan. Where would I go about getting the ingredients by the way?


Well the Hydrogen Peroxide is easy to get a hold of, it's what people use to bleach their hair, as for the Sodium Iodide, do you now any Chemistry students?
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Well the Hydrogen Peroxide is easy to get a hold of, it's what people use to bleach their hair, as for the Sodium Iodide, do you now any Chemistry students?


I think so.
A friend of mine just texted me about a similar method involving the two chemicals used in foam fire extinguishers. You put one in the cistern and one in the bowl and it has a similar effect. Would they be easier to get?
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And surely that sweet trick wouldn't work because the water would wash it away? Have you tried it before?

Yeah, I've tried it. The trick is to get one of those really cheap hardboiled mint sweets, the ones which have a texture almost like tar. It lasts at least one wash without dissolving.
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I think so.
A friend of mine just texted me about a similar method involving the two chemicals used in foam fire extinguishers. You put one in the cistern and one in the bowl and it has a similar effect. Would they be easier to get?

Possibly, you could always just 'carefully' take a fire extinguisher apart, but that's a bit dodgy because they're a sealed, 'pressurised' container, so attacking it with an angle grinder may not be a good idea as it may 'decompress' with some force.
Better to try and get the ingredients some other way really.
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Yeah, I've tried it. The trick is to get one of those really cheap hardboiled mint sweets, the ones which have a texture almost like tar. It lasts at least one wash without dissolving.


If I get the chance next time I'm back at the family home I might do that. Although again there is the risk of my sister not being the only victim.

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Possibly, you could always just 'carefully' take a fire extinguisher apart, but that's a bit dodgy because they're a sealed, 'pressurised' container, so attacking it with an angle grinder may not be a good idea as it may 'decompress' with some force.
Better to try and get the ingredients some other way really.


You're probably right. So a chemistry student could get me Sodium Iodide?

EDIT: My girlfriend has just pointed out that my darling little sister has also given the picture of King Selassie I on the wall an eyepatch with a sharpie...
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You're probably right. So a chemistry student could get me Sodium Iodide?

I'm thinking so, or if they can't, they may be able to tell you what industries it's used in, in which case you just need someone in one of those industries.
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