#1
http://www.wtap.com/news/headlines/78138962.html

For those wary about clicking the link, some guy donated some sort of container to Goodwill, and when the employees at Goodwill opened it, they found about a pound of weed.
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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

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#3
Haha, crazy potheads
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#6
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That's a pretty dope gift.



OH PUN!!
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Step 1. approach buxom bar wench
Step 2. Bet her 50p you can make her tits jiggle without touching them.
Step 3. Grab her tits and give them a good shake
Step 4. hand over 50p(the best 50p you ever spent).


^^ Lawlzz
#7
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Year old weed?


Are you addicted to UG again!?

Please put your blogs back up
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#9
that is hilarious. i believe the orphans will have the best x-mas ever!!
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#11
"If anybody would like to come in and claim this "cooler," which is probably an antique, we would love to have them come in and we'll be more than happy to try and get that cooler returned to them," Marietta Police Captain Jeff Waite said.


Looks like they're trying not to be too blunt
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Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
#19
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Best christmas gift ever? More like second best gift ever!


AWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!


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Branding!?!? THAT'S TOO PROGRESSIVE! I say bring back settlement payments in weights of lead and impalement upon wooden stakes!


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Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
#20
Quote by spacejamismyjam
Best christmas gift ever? More like second best gift ever!


AWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!


I almost killed myself on a pair of these.
#23
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I just gave the pit a new smilie. I think that wins.

Can you give the Pit :troll:, :fuu:, thumbs-up and thumbs-down (:+: and :-: would probably do), and :shifty: (<_< >_> next? Especially the last few?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#24
^ Personally I'd take the pound of weed instead.
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#26
Everybody are talking to me. You just did, for example

How about a reported smiley?
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