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today i overheard someone talk about urinating on their dog.

what's the best you have overheard?
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#4
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This thread makes me ffel ackward.


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#5
"****, I want to anal rape him" I just burst out laughing but i was later told it was a joke, I was quite disapointed
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#7
Well, its not something I overheard but its similar.

I was at the mall with some friends and 2(Eric and Chris) of them got a little ahead of the group and were chatting. My friend Chris waits untill they are right next to a big group of people and says out of nowhere rather loudly "and I know you raped that girl!"

He was doing it to be funny, my friend hasn't actually raped anyone.
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#9
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Well, its not something I overheard but, I was at the mall with some friends and 2(Eric and Chris) of them got a little ahead of the group and were chatting. My friend Chris waits untill they are right next to a big group of people and says out of nowhere rather loudly "and I know you raped that girl!"

He was doing it to be funny, my friend hasn't actually raped anyone.

Tell that to Betty
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#11
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Tell that to Betty


I don't know a Betty.
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#12
Friend: If I didn't do the dishes my mom wouldn't let me play for a week
Me: Why?
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#13
"Teacher! He slapped me with his huge package!"
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#14
i dunno, but me and my friend were joking around so this is what happened.

he said he was taking shrooms, and he was smoking them, and as we were walking out of the class, i said "are you joking? I boil it and inject it in my veins" and some kid walked by and said oh my god wtf is wrong with you?!
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#15
"You think you can just blow me and get away with it?"

New York City buses are pretty funny shit.
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#16
Quote by The Charm
I don't know a Betty.

Nobody does any more. Even her parents feel like she's a stranger now. All she does is sit in her room and cry.
#17
Quote by ChucklesMginty
This thread makes me ffel ackward.


ugh....can people stop writing "ackward" please. is it some sort of joke i missed or do a lot of people not know how to spell it?
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"if it werent for my horse, i wouldnt have spent that year in college.."

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#20
"... yeah right after he dropped the ice cream cone down the toilet, she totally farted."

some girl walking across campus the other day, while talking on her cell phone. If there weren't other witnesses, I don't know if I'd believe myself.

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"if it werent for my horse, i wouldnt have spent that year in college.."



Fuck you. I just died in my bathroom from thinking about that... I mean, did she ride it to school? Did she get a polo pony scholarship? Did she sell the horse to pay for college?
#21
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#22
I heard an old woman talking about how she doesnt buy this brand of sweets any more as her grandchild choked on one.

But she said she couldn't get him to spit it out, so she pushed it down...
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#23
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ugh....can people stop writing "ackward" please. is it some sort of joke i missed or do a lot of people not know how to spell it?

Don't worry, it's just a joke you missed... some guy made a thread about awkward moments and misspelled the title, so obviously the whole thread became jokes about the word Ackward and not about awkward moments
#24
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Nobody does any more. Even her parents feel like she's a stranger now. All she does is sit in her room and cry.


Pfft, you guys are impossible.
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#25
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Don't worry, it's just a joke you missed... some guy made a thread about awkward moments and misspelled the title, so obviously the whole thread became jokes about the word Ackward and not about awkward moments


yea this. that was totally ackward
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#26
Quote by ZanasCross
Fuck you. I just died in my bathroom from thinking about that... I mean, did she ride it to school? Did she get a polo pony scholarship? Did she sell the horse to pay for college?


Or did the horse make sweet passionate love to her, giving her the right amount of support she needed to cope with her studies.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

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#27
Quote by ZanasCross

Fuck you. I just died in my bathroom from thinking about that... I mean, did she ride it to school? Did she get a polo pony scholarship? Did she sell the horse to pay for college?


horse is another word for heroin.. Dude.
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#28
I remember last year when I was in PE and it was on of those days where they didn't make us do anything so I was just sitting against the wall doing nothing. While I was sitting there the group of girls sitting next to me decided to talk about what their first period was like.
Yeah, it was kinda akward
#29
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#30
"It took me ages to get that hoody off"

*I hope she meant clothing*

"He's (Carlos Tevez) brilliant. Never stops running, and does so much for the team"

*Two middle aged women (who had previously been talking about Coronation Street), that I overheard on the bus*
#32
"And thats the last time i'll ever give a rim job upside down" in the hallway at school :O
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#33
''Alexi laiho is the only man id do sexual things with'' I just smiled and agreed
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your insane, but reasonable
#35
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"Ahm gonna call my wain (child) Adidas, cos ah pure love the trackies"


I love Glasgow

Fixed.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#36
Quote by Fat-bastard0603
Or did the horse make sweet passionate love to her, giving her the right amount of support she needed to cope with her studies.


Am I the only greatly turned on by this?
#38
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#39
Jeez I didnt think giving him a ballcuzi would be that big of a deal....
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