#1
So in school Im supposed to write a speech on something that will make you think twice about, like smoking, drinking, tobacco, or whatever else you can think of.
Any ideas, Pit?
Im hoping for lols.
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#4
Raping a non-lubed farm animal.

Who here is with me?
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Well... my contribution went within the first two posts
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#8
OOOH THINK TWIIIICE
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#9
UG on registering?
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stealing a police car
posting a thread that is against the pits views
throwing a temper tantrum in the middle of class
humping a dog

i think u get the picture.
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#10
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Raping a non-lubed farm animal.

Who here is with me?


I can imagine...

"Well, I WAS going to try smoking, but first I decided to sodomise a goat and now I'm not so sure that I should..."
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#13
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Stealing a liquor store. Fast cash and unmoral.

Plus, most liquor stores are build of bricks, and are quite weighty.
#14
watching goatsie

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#15
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Stealing a liquor store. Fast cash and unmoral.




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for the sake of our love
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#18
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Make a speech about my cock.

And we'll think twice because, sorta like an electron, you can either know how big it is, or if it;s hard, but not both at the same time?
#20
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And we'll think twice because, sorta like an electron, you can either know how big it is, or if it;s hard, but not both at the same time?



My genitals obey the laws of quantum physics.
#21
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My genitals obey the laws of quantum physics.

Physics has yet to fully explain how mine can be so small, and yet occupy so much of my attention.
#22
Deja vu.
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#23
Trying to steal Smurfberries from the Smurfs in Smurfland.
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A brighter future... underground.

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#24
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Trying to steal Smurfberries from the Smurfs in Smurfland.



....these snozberries taste like snozberries...!
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#26
Asking your girlfriend to shop for shoes together
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#27
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....these snozberries taste like snozberries...!

no
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#28
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no


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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#29
get some really graphic pictures, descriptions etc of the harm that cigarettes can cause.

-various types of cancer
-impotence
-yellow teeth
-second hand smoke
-pollution
-negative effects for society
-cost to the government (though must be balanced with tax revenue from cigs)
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#30
Deja vu.
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#32
Paint your fingers to look like sausages and poke a dog in the face.
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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#34
Using a dollar bill to roll weed.
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#35
Mention something, then mention it again later.
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