O.K., so, there's going to be a day where they divide our school in half with a "berlin wall" and the east side is going to have arbitrary rules and no chairs and stuff. Should I bring spraypaint and put Communism: Its a Party! on the wall?
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hop the wall

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In RED spray paint.
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