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#1
As the thread title inquires, what is the biggest risk you've ever taken? Did things turn out alright in the end? Was it worth it?

My life is relatively unexciting, but if I think of something worthy I'll edit in my response.
#2
thought whether or not i should join UG

thought it was a major success


then i met the Pit
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#4
Taking a transsexual home.

Just how big would it be?
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#5
I ripped my head off and pissed in my throat.

Things turned out alright. Thanks for asking
#6
I've made a lot of risks skateboarding that probably wold have killd me if gone wrong, but those all blend into one big stupidity-fest. Aside from that, it would probably be wandering the streets of Downtown Louisville at 2:00 in the morning smoking weed.
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I've made a lot of risks skateboarding that probably wold have killd me if gone wrong, but those all blend into one big stupidity-fest. Aside from that, it would probably be wandering the streets of Downtown Louisville at 2:00 in the morning smoking weed.


Im not familiar with Louisville but that doesnt sound risky
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#10
sex with her parents in the other room D:
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sex with her parents in the other room D:


So whose parents did you have sex with? Your girlfriends?
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#14
Driving back and forward to certain destinations with over a lb of product in my vehicle.

That and almost killing someone with a b.b. gun when I was 15.
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That's terrifying! Never happened to me, though. Thankfully.
#16
Jumped out of an airplane 500ft agl at 300kts onto an airfield surrounded by Cubans that were extremely pissed that we were interrupting their breakfast. Risky business indeed.
I got shot, they surrendered when they realized they just pissed me off and ya everything turned out alright.
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#17
Well sometimes I ask my friends if they would still be my friend if I *insert something weird here* and stuff.. That's pretty risky.
#18
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Well sometimes I ask my friends if they would still be my friend if I *insert something weird here* and stuff.. That's pretty risky.


No man. That's just ackward. What you wrong and all.
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Jumped out of an airplane 500ft agl at 300kts onto an airfield surrounded by Cubans that were extremely pissed that we were interrupting their breakfast. Risky business indeed.
I got shot, they surrendered when they realized they just pissed me off and ya everything turned out alright.

Anyone want to top this?
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No man. That's just ackward. What you wrong and all.

You just brang up a whole lotta dough man,
The cat's right out of the bag now.
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This one time at a Russian ultranationalist airbase I climbed a mountain, shot a few people, planted explosives on a fuel tank and went off down a big mountain on a snowmobile.
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#23
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Jumped out of an airplane 500ft agl at 300kts onto an airfield surrounded by Cubans that were extremely pissed that we were interrupting their breakfast. Risky business indeed.
I got shot, they surrendered when they realized they just pissed me off and ya everything turned out alright.


Grenada?
#24
EDIT: (THIS IS FOR THE POST TWO ABOVE MINE)^^Obviously a lie. If you had it would be way illegal to tell us.

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#26
Probably in 2003 when I rode freestyle motocross professionally for clear channel entertainment (now live nation) doing the halftimes shows for the Monster Jam circuit. Rider safety was the least of the promoters concern. Jumping steel ramp to steel landing with no airbag on the front of the landing in case a rider comes up short is just stupid.

Starting my own business was also a huge risk. Still waiting to find out if that one was worth it or not.
#27
Quote by Jackal58
Jumped out of an airplane 500ft agl at 300kts onto an airfield surrounded by Cubans that were extremely pissed that we were interrupting their breakfast. Risky business indeed.
I got shot, they surrendered when they realized they just pissed me off and ya everything turned out alright.

If this is true, which I suspect it is, I bow to you.



My risky story is pretty crap, it's just telling a drunk and violent gypsy guy to fuck off when he came up to me with a knife asking for money.

I have a pretty sheltered life >_>
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#28
who said I work for the government? maybe I am a mercenary hired by Russia to stage a invasion and cause a revolution.
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#30
this one time I rescued this princess but then I found out I had to do it all over again on the next level. I would have to risk it all again.
#31
I'm a pussy, I have never been in combat, I don't plan on serving my own country, and I never take huge risks. I really need to be killed before this gets worse. If you take risks, I respect you. Jackal58, that's amazing, I am much too patheitc to handle that. Hell I'm so pathetic I couldn't even get passed basic training for the armt. Hell, I can't even get myself to punch people in the face. Now one of you good people need to beat me til I die because I will never be good people like you guys who take risks.
#32
Not double layering my rubber during sex

needless to say I was lucky this time
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#33
I once decided to get it on with my girlfriend while my mom was home, and she walked in while I was getting my carrot skinned.
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#34
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Anyone want to top this?


Probably Dreadnought.

But still, that sounded awesome Jackal.
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#35
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Grenada?

Aye and owww.

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EDIT: (THIS IS FOR THE POST TWO ABOVE MINE)^^Obviously a lie. If you had it would be way illegal to tell us.

Bounding down a firing lane with my battle buddy using live rounds. Just training. No real combat experience... yet.

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If this is true, which I suspect it is, I bow to you.



My risky story is pretty crap, it's just telling a drunk and violent gypsy guy to fuck off when he came up to me with a knife asking for money.

I have a pretty sheltered life >_>

It is. Can't provide bonafides that would be unimpeachable but it is. Don't bow to me sir.

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I'm a pussy, I have never been in combat, I don't plan on serving my own country, and I never take huge risks. I really need to be killed before this gets worse. If you take risks, I respect you. Jackal58, that's amazing, I am much too patheitc to handle that. Hell I'm so pathetic I couldn't even get passed basic training for the armt. Hell, I can't even get myself to punch people in the face. Now one of you good people need to beat me til I die because I will never be good people like you guys who take risks.

Don't beat yourself up. You're probably smarter than most of us.
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#37
Going "bareback' with this random chick i just met. Worse decision EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#38
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Jackal is married. He automatically wins in the risky business category.

Acktuwally those honors would probably go to Mrs. Jackal.
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#39
I haven't taken any risks in years, to risky.

Which, come to think of it, could be why I never have anything to do, and can't get a ****ing girlfriend, and the girl I've been crazy about for 4 years doesn't know I even like her as anything more than "just a good friend". I hardly even talk to people much, except for my friends, mostly out of fear that I'll say something stupid, and *gasp* somebody might actual think negative of me. I just seem to be so nervous that somebody will think bad of me. Hell, I'm even nervous just to click "post" at the end of this, because of how SOMEBODY I'VE NEVER ****ING MET OVER THE INTERNET might think of me.

God, I'm even to much of a pussy even to admit any of this to actual people I know, mostly because I don't want them to think I'm just some whiny pussy.


Edit: Sorry for the wall, i just need to get this shit off my chest every now and then.
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Dec 2, 2009,
#40
Quote by Jackal58
Jumped out of an airplane 500ft agl at 300kts onto an airfield surrounded by Cubans that were extremely pissed that we were interrupting their breakfast. Risky business indeed.
I got shot, they surrendered when they realized they just pissed me off and ya everything turned out alright.

Hey, just wonderin, what division were you in?Rangers,Marines?
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