Poll: have you had a threesome or more?
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View poll results: have you had a threesome or more?
A) yes i've had a threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy.
20 8%
B) yes i've had a threesome with 2 guys and 1 girl.
3 1%
C) no ive never had a threesome.
207 81%
D) i've had an orgy with more than 3 people.
6 2%
E) both A and B
1 0%
X) A, B, and D
20 8%
Voters: 257.
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#1
thats right. threesomes. share some stories if you will, i for one have never had one, and almost doesnt count.
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#5
Why have threesome when you can have a foursome?
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#6
never had would probly make it really awkward with my gf afterwards
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#9
Almost had a threesome a week ago. Fell through, though.

It was probably gonna be weird anyway. Bondage/rape-play sorta deal.
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#13
x FTW
come to think of it, i lost my virginity with 2 girls
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#23
My ex-girlfriend is probably getting railed by 2 guys right now. Does that count?
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#24
They're only awesome if the women in question absolutely dote on you.

Then again, in the second one they were more into each other, and that was absolutely fine too. I sat back and ate some pizza and drank some Jack Daniels. After they'd gotten themselves all worked up I stepped in, did my thing, knackered all three of us and then went back to the pizza for a bit.

First time though, two girls scrabbling at your clothes. Yeah, it just works. Took a little gentle persuasion, but one girl convinced the other; I didn't really have to try on that bit.
#25
I've had 2 - both with 2 girls.
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I've had 2 - both with 2 girls.

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I had 3 onesomes, does that count?


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#28
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#29
I've had one near miss- it was still pretty glorious! As an added bonus one of the girls was invovled with my friend at the time. I was ashammed with glory.
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dammit. good point i forgot to add that one


edit: btw for all the men of the pit, whats your stance on a threesome with another guy and one girl? that opportunity presented itself to me once, but i just didnt feel comfortable enough to do it. seems just a little weird to me.
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#34
I've never been in the situation where I had the opportunity to partake in one.

Even if I did, I probably would back out. I'm not entirely sure though

EDIT: So as of now, I feel that sex is a by-product of love, so I don't really think that it's appropriate to have more than one partner in it, regardless if the third partner is a guy or girl.
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#35
I tell people that I apparently had one. Devil's threesome.
Me and a group of friends came to one of the guy's house after being at a bar/club drunk. Bought some beers beforehand. Next thing i know I'm waking up on his floor in the morning my pants are unzipped and my hands smell like snatch. The girl and the one friend were there still and laughing at the fact that not only do I not recall doing anything but I was also apparently the one that started it.
Hence the "apparently".
#36
I haz had a 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288some olololol
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#37
Closest i have come was having sex with a girl, then having sex with her friend right after.
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#38
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never had would probly make it really awkward with my gf afterwards

you don't do it with your girlfriend you dip
#39
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you don't do it with your girlfriend you dip


You do it with your girlfriend and her sister
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#40
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You do it with your girlfriend and her sister

or her mum and her sister and then nothing's awkward with your girlfriend in the morning.
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