#1
'"She got very excited when two trucks and 15 firies turned up and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted," said fire chief Peter Harkins.'

Two Country Fire Authority tankers and 15 firefighters turned out in darkness to search the source of the leak at a property at Axedale, east of Bendigo. But the likely culprit was soon sniffed out, the pet sow startled from slumber in the dead of night.

...

"I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on," [said the fire chief].


Depressing news night, have at you!

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Last edited by SteveHouse at Dec 2, 2009,
#2
Gotta chill with the thread making steve. Let everyone else have a go at creating threads like this.

But lol @ the pig.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#3
Hey, I saw people complaining about depressing news, so I decided to deliver Coincidence that I'd already made my weekly weird one. Plus, somebody beat me to my first one today so I deleted it...

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