#2
Their features are usually out of proportion...
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#3
"Hey man, what's it like it up there??". None of your god damn business, midget.
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#4
raise the hand and doesnt have a question
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#7
LOL I was going to make the little people joke because I thought you screwed up the thread title. Ah well.

They have really good chances of getting into movies...grrr...
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#8
I swear to god i want to kill ANYONE that makes noise whilst they are eating...


I refer to it as ''shlomping''


EDIT: I read the title as ''Little things people do that irritate you''


Well, I'm leaving my post there anyways...
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#9
They talk like they're on helium all the time.
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#10
Quote by primusfan
Good point. Another I'll add to the list is:

3. Oversensitivity regarding their preferred nomenclature
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BpONxW8F58

Bloody hormones....

I bet a dwarf on its period would scare even Martha Stewart...
- FJ

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#11
I'm a dwarven mage...
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


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#12
fat people that say " i can't help it i was born this way " as they stuff an entire sleeve of oreos down their throat
#14
wholeheartedly agree with "schlomping." makes me want to take an ice pick to my ears; however, that belongs in the "Little things people do or say that irritate you" thread. this is "Things little people do or say that irritate you."

... unless a lot of little people chew with their mouths open. hmmmmm.

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fat people that say " i can't help it i was born this way " as they stuff an entire sleeve of oreos down their throat


they are the opposite of little people.
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#15
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Without a doubt. I even contemplate suicide when I eat. I don't understand why it gets to me so much.

Cause its freaking gross is why...
#17
Quote by primusfan

... unless a lot of little people chew with their mouths open. hmmmmm.


Well they have little mouths.
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#18
Quote by primusfan
... unless a lot of little people chew with their mouths open. hmmmmm.

I heard they did....


>_>
#19
I confuse them with children; when I find out they're actually midgets. I bust a nut and go ape shit. All that manipulative-grooming for nothing.
#20
Ungratefulness.
I'm not ever again catching one of them to release him in the forest to live with his peers. He was obviously lost and i only tried to do him a favor. I thought i might get a nice pot of gold or three wishes in return, but he got mad as hell and called me all sorts of names.
#21
When they do the obnoxious OMNOMNOM like said earlier.
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


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#22
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"Hey man, what's it like it up there??". None of your god damn business, midget.



Also, when they refuse to do the Oompa Loompa dance and song
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#23
The fact that you're not allowed to throw them.

Or wait, was it Dwarves?
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#24
They got little cars that go beep, beep, beep
And little voices that go peep, peep, peep!

Little hands, and little eyes
And they always tell great big lies...
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

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To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand;
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
#25
Quote by lushacrous

Also, when they refuse to do the Oompa Loompa dance and song

More like when one midget is filmed doing a dance, then regenerated and super imposed into scenery to top off an already terrible movie.
#26
Quote by Astyan
The fact that you're not allowed to throw them.

Or wait, was it Dwarves?


wait, we AREN'T allowed to throw them?!...shi t
#27
When they have the nerve to sit there and stare at my balls while I'm talking to them. What the hell little man? *knee to face style*
#28
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wait, we AREN'T allowed to throw them?!...shi t




Gimli says no.
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