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#1
I just read this FML on the official site:

"Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML"


How would you react if you found out that you and your best friend were both pregnant from the same guy and he abandoned you both?
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#7
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I'd get a gun and kill the bastard!


Why what did the kids do?


ZING!!!
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#9
I'd go get some sex ed on how to use a goddamn condom first.
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#11
As soon as I'd have learnt of my pregnancy, I'd be on eHow, looking up how to FALCON PUNCH.
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Why what did the kids do?


ZING!!!




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#16
This is what the Maury show is for.
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#18
I'd wonder how the hell it was physically possible for me and my best friend to get pregnant.
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#19
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I'd wonder how the hell it was physically possible for me and my best friend to get pregnant.


Same. I don't even have a best friend


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#20
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#23
You are having a baby, are you ready?

[OK] [ABORT]

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#25
I wouldn't write about it on FML.
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#27
Could an abortion debate be ebbing ever closer...?
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#29
lexanirider, I clicked the link in your sig in shock!

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#30
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#31
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I just read this FML on the official site:


How would you react if you found out that you and your best friend were both pregnant from the same guy and he abandoned you both?


I'd see if the clinic gives out a two for one discount.
#32
**** her life indeed. If you're stupid enough to have unprotected sex, even stoop to the level where you have unprotected sex with a guy you know doesn't really care for you in a damn one night stand, your life deserves to be ****ed.

If it's true, I feel bad for the kids though. 'Yeah well, mommy was in a horny mood and saw this hot guy! He was so cute! So we had sex, he took off and here we are in this nice trailerpark! Also, Jimmy from next block is your half brother.'
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#33

'MY BEST FRIEND AND I ARE BOTH PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILDREN... BE A PART OF THEIR LIVES.'

Edit: Photobucket is raping me with embaressment, there's meant to be a picture of Jeremy Kyle there.

Edit: THERE we go.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#34
Lul. I hope they know who the guy is, and then nail him with a crapload of childsupport.
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#35
We'd be so ****ing pissed! We'd pretty much plot against him for that, and make sure to get child support. Oh, also we would acknowledge that we were both like idiots for getting pregnant from a one night stand in the first place.
#36
BTW, I hope TS knows that 90% of FMLs are supposedly fiction. I know I've submitted a few ficticious ones anyway.

It would be so unlikely for two one night stands by two people living in the same house at the same time to result in pregnancy, unless said guy has supercharged sperm.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#37
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It would be so unlikely for two one night stands by two people living in the same house at the same time to result in pregnancy, unless said guy has supercharged sperm.


Hey, say that to the Octomom.
#39
I'd raise the child like a normal parent. Seriously guys, it's not like "OMG two kids can't have the same dad. One must die!!!"
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I'd wear this and then eat the males head.
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