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ok so my last thread on this failed miserably for a number of reasons. Mostly because you people kept suggesting stuff that I cannot possibly acquire in this town. Mostly it was sex related stuff like dildos and a fleshlight. (im not joking)

So yeah I am trying this again, this time try and be more realistic about it. And think of things that are genuinely funny not just weird. Oh and I deleted the old thread so don't look for it.

and for those of you that wanted to know about my Onion article (people seriously asked) I turned it in today, I'll tell you how it turns out next week when its graded.

So yeah lets try this again.

copypasted from the old thread:

ok, so some kid of my floor is organizing a floor "white elephant" for some reasons, and the RA is urging us all to attend.

for those of you who aren't familiar with white elephant, this is basically what it is.

step1: take a completely random or pointless gift, either something you don't want anymore or something that is funny.

step2: wrap it as a present

step3: everyone gets together and puts all their presents in a pile.

step4: names are drawn randomly, and when its your turn, you go up and choose a gift (you can't choose your own)

step5: open your present and you get something ridiculous.


anyway, I have here a large metal tin with nothing in it at the moment. I am planning to fill it up with all kinds of ridiculous stuff to make a kind of "gift basket" only with a metal tin. Then when my friend gets the gift, they will open the tin and behold all the funny items found inside.

so my question to you pit is. What kinds of things should I put into this metal tin?

anything goes, and if you mention it, I will acquire it. So yeah, go.

oh yeah and I have no idea if the recipient will be male or female at the moment so yeah.
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ok, so some kid of my floor is organizing a floor "white elephant" for some reasons, and the RA is urging us all to attend.


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Little odd to worship egyptian gods, don't you think?
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#4
Fleshlight, seriously.
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#5
Actually a dildo is a brilliant idea.
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#6
Leave it empty. It can be a big tin of disapointment!
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#7


standard with every gag gift basket in my opinion
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Little odd to worship egyptian gods, don't you think?



At the risk of misinterpreting plain old sarcasm,
RA = Residential advisor
Someone who deals with room mate conflicts and housing issues in a school dorm.

As far as your gift, do get something awkward. Go to a thrift shop and get one of those 1800's style nighties that grandmothers wear.

I got a christmas themed set of footie pajamas at ours.
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#13
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Little odd to worship egyptian gods, don't you think?


dude, RA is the most badass god that was ever created. Him and Odin.

DO NOT DISS RA!!!
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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#17
Another tin can.
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#18
wrap a book up with paper in such a way that it looks like a giant penis
#19
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wrap a book up with paper in such a way that it looks like a giant penis


instruct me how ones does this and I will.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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#20
you could use the metal tin as the shaft and use paper mache for the balls and tip.
#21
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you could use the metal tin as the shaft and use paper mache for the balls and tip.


its a large circular tin (About the same circumference of a basketball) so that probably won't work.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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#22
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its a large circular tin (About the same circumference of a basketball) so that probably won't work.


then just use a ton of paper mache of sometihng, it would be hilarious
#24
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at least they are not flying whales.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#26
Put a baby inside.

But seriously, put a banana a tube of Vaseline and some duct tape in their.

DUDE! Put a tape in their with you recording " Hello, I want to play a game...." on it. That would freak them out XD
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#27
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Another tin can.

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#28
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Put a baby inside.

But seriously, put a banana a tube of Vaseline and some duct tape in their.

DUDE! Put a tape in their with you recording " Hello, I want to play a game...." on it. That would freak them out XD

This. Whoever gets it...kidnap them and put them in a small room, while they are tied to a chair.
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#29
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Another tin can.

Bubushka cans! Win!

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#30
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Little odd to worship egyptian gods, don't you think?

Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
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You've got a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
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#33
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You've got a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


pah ! shut up you !
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Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
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#34
A noose and a post-it note that says "Take the hint."
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#36
I got a "Getting Girls for Dummies" book last year.

...


...

Seriously, I did.

But this was a secret santa thing.

Which makes it even worse.


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#37
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Fart in the tin, quickly seal it, give it as present, watch them puke.

This is probably the best idea yet. First, though, stick a post-it in the tin that says "Look really closely!"

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#38
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Get one of these
random.
brilliant.
sexy.

This, there is no other option.

On a side note, whenever I read the thread title, "White Elephant", all I can think of is this:




... so you should put that in it, too. (It's Elephant by The White Stripes, in case you don't know)
#39

anything goes, and if you mention it, I will acquire it. So yeah, go.

Knife + your dick = Christmas present.

You said anything. And hey, it's basically like a (probably bigger, you beastly man) floppy dildo, and if you cant get a dildo, get the next bes thing.
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