#2
He's also too sexy for his shirt.

Wait, what will happen to him then?
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Last edited by Kensai at Dec 3, 2009,
#4
idk but when i hoverd over the thread and saw "lololololol" i lold

also lold at article
#5
On the bright side, if they did send him people wouldn't have to worry about him squeezing through jail bars.
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#6
Quote by Kensai
He's also too sexy for his shirt.

Wait, what will happen to him then?



Suspended sentence and a fat fine.


geddit
#7
Quote by Kensai
He's also too sexy for his shirt.

Wait, what will happen to him then?


They'll release him back into the wild where he can frolic and be free to molest children to his hearts content.
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#8
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They'll release him back into the wild where he can frolic and be free to molest children to his hearts content.


I don't think "frolicking" is on this guy's agenda.
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#9
Quote by Kensai
He's also too sexy for his shirt.

Wait, what will happen to him then?

He can look forward to a short future being a complete social pariah. He'll have lots of fun with doctors too "Whoops, missed the vein. Whoops, missed the vein. Whoops, missed it again. Oh well, I guess we'll just insert he catheter without anaesthetic".
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
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#11
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They'll release him back into the wild where he can frolic and be free to molest children to his hearts content.

I'm sure most teenage girls run faster than he does.
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#13
Quote by Kensai
He's also too sexy for his shirt.

Wait, what will happen to him then?

They're gonna put him in a zoo.
#15
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He can look forward to a short future being a complete social pariah. He'll have lots of fun with doctors too "Whoops, missed the vein. Whoops, missed the vein. Whoops, missed it again. Oh well, I guess we'll just insert he catheter without anaesthetic".

Getting catheterised is barely even uncomfortable.

But OT, why not just get Princess Leia to strangle him with her chain?
#16
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Getting catheterised is barely even uncomfortable.

"For some patients the insertion and removal of a catheter causes excruciating pain, so a topical anesthetic is used"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinary_catheterization#Sex_differences
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-Ronald Reagan

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#18
Send him to prison on the opposite coast from where he lives, catch: he has to swim it round the entire circumference of the Earth. If he makes it he should be skinny enough to go to jail, if not nothing of value was lost
#20
John William McConaghy, from Urbal Road, Dervock, County Antrim, was found guilty of indecent assault.


Is there a decent way of doing it?
#22
[quote="'[-=-[D-Roc"]-=-]']Is there a decent way of doing it?
Indeed their is. Wear a monocle and smoke a cheroot while you do it, and leave her with a golden sovreign afterwards.
#23
Note to criminals: If you commit a crime and don't get caught within the first year, eat at McDonalds every day for the rest of your life. If you die without getting caught, you've had a great fat person life. If you get caught, you go free anyway.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#24
First of all, this dude is like Don Vito

Second, don't show this to America, like 75% of Americans are fat like that. They're going to commit crimes! Really slowly and with alot of weezing.
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#25
Cool, a loophole to commit crime and get away with it. Time to get my fat on.
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#26
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First of all, this dude is like Don Vito

Second, don't show this to America, like 75% of Americans are fat like that. They're going to commit crimes! Really slowly and with alot of weezing.


CSI's going to get really, really interesting.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#27
I thought the title said "Too fat for hell" and I burst out laughing.
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#29
Is it just me, or does he look JUST like Don Vito from Viva la bam?
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#30
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#31
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Is it just me, or does he look JUST like Don Vito from Viva la bam?


no, it's not just you.
#32
During a 10-day trial in October McConaghy's victim, who is now 44, said she was indecently assaulted from the age of around 10 until she was 18.

She waited 26 years to tell anyone about it?

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£10,000 fine was also imposed.

Unintended currency/weight jokes are awesome.
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#33
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She waited 26 years to tell anyone about it?

Why does that surprise you? Many never speak of it, it's barely uncommon. I still find it astonishing that people have told me of sexual assaults in their life time. It's not a thing that just comes and goes. It can change people completely and sometimes it takes ages for it to get over the surface.
#35
This guy is a disgrace to all the Christians in the world.
I'm a pretty devout Catholic and I think this guy should be thrown in jail and left to rot for what he did.
#36
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Why does that surprise you? Many never speak of it, it's barely uncommon. I still find it astonishing that people have told me of sexual assaults in their life time. It's not a thing that just comes and goes. It can change people completely and sometimes it takes ages for it to get over the surface.

Well yeah, that's true.

I guess 26 years just seemed like an odd interval to me.
#37
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She waited 26 years to tell anyone about it?

The fact that she talked at all is exceptional. Most cases go unreported, it takes great courage to report this kind of thing.
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#38
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Cool, a loophole to commit crime and get away with it. Time to get my fat on.


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