#1
WTF is up with this ad on UG? Ne1 else seeing that? Just think of the asshole who is getting rich off this shit. If I would have believed something like that would actually sell I could be rich!!!
#4
You didn't think that a vibrator would sell?

What are you, 8 years old?
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#6
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#7
3> Vibrator.....................not really
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#10
I know a fuckton of girls who use vibrators. There is nothing dirty or wrong about it, they just like to have a good time with something that can do far more things than a bloke... I mean when was the last time you vibrated down there?
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#12
Quote by WesM.Vaughan
not a mini...

And why not, might I ask? Concealable, conveniently small, and vibrates all the same. lern2femalesexdrive
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#13
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I know a fuckton of girls who use vibrators. There is nothing dirty or wrong about it, they just like to have a good time with something that can do far more things than a bloke... I mean when was the last time you vibrated down there?


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#14
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You didn't think that a vibrator would sell?

What are you, 8 years old?


Yeah but think about it, theres not many girls on UG
#15
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I know a fuckton of girls who use vibrators. There is nothing dirty or wrong about it, they just like to have a good time with something that can do far more things than a bloke... I mean when was the last time you vibrated down there?

I've always wondered why no guys have Fleshlights, though.
#16
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I've always wondered why no guys have Fleshlights, though.


I always figured my hand was good enough, plus imagine having to clean those things out every month or so.
#18
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I've always wondered why no guys have Fleshlights, though.

It's a hell of a lot more embarrassing to buy one, social double standard or not. I mean, seriously, a girl with a vibrator is "what's the big deal?" while a guy with a Fleshlight is "ololololol" to a lot of people.

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#20
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I know a fuckton of girls who use vibrators. There is nothing dirty or wrong about it, they just like to have a good time with something that can do far more things than a bloke... I mean when was the last time you vibrated down there?

Wait, that's not normal?
#21
Quote by MedicreDemon
my friend has a fleshlight, it's ****ing disgusting

I can only imagine. Ugh...
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#22
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It's a hell of a lot more embarrassing to buy one, social double standard or not. I mean, seriously, a girl with a vibrator is "what's the big deal?" while a guy with a Fleshlight is "ololololol" to a lot of people.

Oh, I know. I'm just pondering the double standard.
#24
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I always figured my hand was good enough, plus imagine having to clean those things out every month or so.

Every month?

#25
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I call mine Optimus Prime because it runs on Diesel.


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#26
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The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer (and SWAT team member) Steve Shubin who was going through forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy. He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection".

#27
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That's such a... clinical description.

Has anyone heard of Tenga? They're like these disposable Fleshlights from Japan. Only better, since that's sort of what Japan likes doing to our inventions.
#28
there was a thread on the "masturbation eggs" awhile ago, those look much cleaner and smaller than a fleshlight (if youve ever seen a fleshlight, they are pretty big)
#29
A dude got a patent on that shit? Now wtf can i think of that will sell? Maybe I will take some weights and attach it to a chain that u attach to ur penis and call it a penis enlarger.
#30
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#31
Quote by MedicreDemon
there was a thread on the "masturbation eggs" awhile ago, those look much cleaner and smaller than a fleshlight (if youve ever seen a fleshlight, they are pretty big)

They're made by Tenga, I think. Those crazy Japanese and their crazy improving Western inventions powers!
#32
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ooh. tell me more.

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#33
Damn...sum1 come up with something to sell...and we can split the profits down the middle. I get 80% u get whats left.
#34
Quote by WesM.Vaughan
Damn...sum1 come up with something to sell...and we can split the profits down the middle. I get 80% u get whats left.

How about a combination dildo/pocket pussy? We could call it the "Lucky Pierre."

EDIT: You'll never guess what ad I saw when I went on TS's profile.
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#35
How about a combination dildo/pocket pussy? We could call it the "Lucky Pierre."


Genius!!!!!! For couples to share or something? searching patent now!
#37
I wonder if anyone's gotten the thing stuck.

... Come to think of it, you could turn it on, leave it in, and just go to work, no one'd hear it through your belly.

... I wonder how many people I walked by today who were doing just that.
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#38
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I wonder if anyone's gotten the thing stuck.

... Come to think of it, you could turn it on, leave it in, and just go to work, no one'd hear it through your belly.

... I wonder how many people I walked by today who were doing just that.



nobody because they be squirming all over
#39
Quote by Pretty. Odd.
I wonder if anyone's gotten the thing stuck.

... Come to think of it, you could turn it on, leave it in, and just go to work, no one'd hear it through your belly.

... I wonder how many people I walked by today who were doing just that.

Some girls at my high school did that occasionally, so I hear... But after a while you forget about it

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#40
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my friend has a fleshlight, it's ****ing disgusting


my friend is a fleshlight