Poll: Are you an ass/balls person?
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View poll results: Are you an ass/balls person?
I show them my balls.
48 18%
I turn and present ass.
106 40%
I switch between both
92 34%
I walk straight through showing neither
22 8%
Voters: 268.
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#1
My friend recently brought me to watch a musical that a family member of hers was performing in. The theater it was held in had regular theater seating, such as is found in a movie theater or sports arena.

We began to talk about how annoying it was when people had seats past us and they had to squeeze by us to get to their seat.

It was then, that we realized, that there are 2 main kinds of people in this world.

There are balls people, and ass people. This refers to which they show you as they squeeze by. Do they turn and present their ass and look away from you as they go by, or do they turn at you and present their balls/girly parts.

Furthermore, we discussed what kind of personalities these 2 distinct types of people had.

I'd like to see what you guys are and what you think. Let the voting commence.
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#4
I'm a nipple guy myself

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#6
Poll up now, sorry my computer is slow.
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#8
According to my poll:

I am male and I have my front facing them 81 25.23%
I am male and I have my back facing them 222 69.16%
I am female and I have my front facing them 5 1.56%
I am female and I have my back facing them 13 4.05%

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1177347
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#9
I think its gonna be mostly ass, just due to your wording of the option
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#10
Quote by Kensai
According to my poll:

I am male and I have my front facing them 81 25.23%
I am male and I have my back facing them 222 69.16%
I am female and I have my front facing them 5 1.56%
I am female and I have my back facing them 13 4.05%

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1177347




Damn you Kensai! You beat me to it and I didn't see it when I searched the topic. Oh well.
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#12
Turned towards me

Most people have big asses, but I've never been whacked with a dick or anything from someone squeezing by. Then again, my opinion might change if I go to a black movie theater...
#13
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Damn you Kensai! You beat me to it and I didn't see it when I searched the topic. Oh well.

It's ok, studies like this need to be conducted regularly
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#16
i show them my balls, but only to maintain a bit of eye contact so they know i appreciate them letting me slip through
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#17
if i'm walking by a guy, i'm an ass towards him guy, if it's a woman, balls right in her face.

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#18
There are only 3 types of people in this world...
Dicks, pussies, and assholes.
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yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#20
I spin round at a very fast rpm.
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#21
I wear clothes during public events so the people seated don't get a face full of whatever is on the side I turn on.
#22
i read the thread title and thought...yeah i'm more of a balls guy myself. then i realized I had been tricked.
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#23
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I wear clothes during public events so the people seated don't get a face full of whatever is on the side I turn on.

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#24
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This is what i came in here to say.....

*leaves after forcing my balls and ass on everyone*
#25
Wait, switching? You mean like, constantly turning around as you're passing in front of people? Can you imagine how ridiculous that would look?

EDIT:
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Imagine that!
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#26
Balls. But not because of balls, because I think it'd be rude just to shuffle by them without facing them.
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#28
Who thought of fight club?

"now a question of etiquette as I pass, do I give her the ass or the crotch..."
#30
I do a handstand and open my legs whilst spinning around at a fast rate resembling a helicopter.
*parp*
#31
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Turned towards me

Most people have big asses, but I've never been whacked with a dick or anything from someone squeezing by. Then again, my opinion might change if I go to a black movie theater...


Where do you live that these still exist?
#32
Ass. I don't want to just shove my junk in some little girls face.

But wait...
#33
true men go dick forward. you dont want surprise buttsex do you?


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#34
neither. i still walk normally but i just have to stay closer to the other side so im not on the people. you hav to alter how you walk obviously but you dont need to turn sideways. at least not at the movies ive been to. so i guess im both? if im sideways you can see both right?
#36
I kind of turn more ass-wards, but still look back to let the person behind know i have acknowledged them letting me pass.
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#38
Quote by jetfuel495
Wait, switching? You mean like, constantly turning around as you're passing in front of people? Can you imagine how ridiculous that would look?

EDIT:
Imagine that!


Haha no, it's more of like a step by step thing, where you take a step facing away from them, and then to squeeze by the next person you step with your other foot thus facing them. I don't know how to explain it better but it's not like your spinning like crazy.
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#39
Ass for sure. I would never expose my weak spot like that.
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#40
Arse. And I always make sure I'm showing a couple of inches of bum cleavage.
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