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#1
Alright so I have this jackass friend who's always doing stupid shit to me. What he does is when I'd be walking next to a girl he'd tell them "hey rate him on a scale of 1 to 10" and I'd be standing right there. He's been doing this to basically every girl in the school. I made a deal with him that if he did that again, I get to punch him in his huevos three times and do something bad to him. Today after school he did it again. So I'm going to punch three times but I want to get him back with something good. So far I was thinking I should get these two girls he dated before and do what he does to me. How do you guys think I should get him back?
#3
Cut the man deep.

Ask those chicks how well endowed he was, and laugh at his tiny pen0r
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#4
well, you've got whomping covered, the only thing left to do is to pull of a hilarious prank in front of the whole school leaving him with his pants down and a face full of lemon meringue. oh how the lulz will ensue.
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#8
Get some oreos, remove the filling and replace it with Preparation H and serve =)

Or laxative brownies =)

Or when he's in a portaloo, drop a rock into the ventilation so all the crap splashes up on him. =)
#12
release take 3 of his favourite things and right 1, 2 and 4 on them and hide them around the school. He will spend ages looking for 3rd thing olololol
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#14
Shove an explosive dildo up his butt.
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#15
do his mom.... then eat her

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#16
Huevos?

What the hell is that?
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Go to a school with lockers? (Sticky) Tape some horribly disgusting images on it.

yeah I can put pictures of bluewaffle or goatse in his locker but if I do that he'll freak out then everyone would know and I'd get in trouble. Give me some more ideas guys.
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#20
pull hims pants down when hes with some girls, then yell about how small he is
or
**** his mum/sister/dog and take photos and place them everywhere
or
stab him in the throat
#21
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release take 3 of his favourite things and right 1, 2 and 4 on them and hide them around the school. He will spend ages looking for 3rd thing olololol


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#22
Tell him, "IT STOPS COCKBLOCKING ITS SUPERIOR OR IT GETS THE HOSE!"
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#23
you could get him back by posting a thread on getting him back

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Slap him as flamboyantly as possible, preferably in front of a large crowd. That'll show him who's in charge.

#27
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huevos means eggs in spanish


..............So you punched his eggs, you took the mans protein he's going to die now, when you're friend dies will you be happy knowing you're the one who punched his eggs. People like you going around punching people's eggs make me sick, Scrambled is how I roll
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#28
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Shove an explosive dildo up his butt.


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#29
Nutpunching isn't good enough. You have to bring the all-out whomp!

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I made a deal with him that if he did that again, I get to punch him in his huevos three times and do something bad to him. Today after school he did it again.
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#31
Make sure to take your three ball punches at different intervals. The first hit is always the most painful. So if you just do a quick 1, 2, 3, it won't hurt as much as if you did three completely random ones. May I also suggest do 2 during a month, then leave the third hanging over his head for as long as possible. Fake like you'll do it everytime he's carrying anything with both hands, just to freak him out.

As for your other possible act of vengeance, it depends on the type of person you're dealing with. You obviously know him best, so I will simply provide vague archetypes, and you fill in the rest.

Is he stupid, dense, oblivious? A guy like this wouldn't really be brought down by any kind of deprecating act that would make him look stupid or foolish. If you're dealing with someone who is known to be a little dense, you'd be better to stick to some kind of physical damage (the ball punching would actually be a good idea for this type of person) or destruction of property. (I don't think I need to say that you're walking a fine line when you take this route. Don't do anything illegal.)

Is your friend perhaps a little more intelligent? Uppity? Snobbish or condescending? This is the type of target you' d want to bring down with a plan to make him look like a fool. Anything to make him look like he was outwitted or outsmarted by you. You'd stay away from physical harm, or any kind of gross food spiking with this guy, it would just kind of bounce off.
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#32
The title reminds me of a poorly phrased CoreysMonster thread entitled

"Help me punish my asshole boss"


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#33
i'm not that good with spanish... but isn't it juevos?? with an accent over the o too? and yeah, i'd say doing his mom is pretty good payback. Why didn't you just punch him when he did it again?
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i'm not that good with spanish... but isn't it juevos?? with an accent over the o too? and yeah, i'd say doing his mom is pretty good payback. Why didn't you just punch him when he did it again?

No it's huevos you can look it up and I'm spanish
#36
I say SONIC FVCKING BOOM on him
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#37
smear shit on his wall
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#38
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#39
kill his mother, and rape his dog....

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