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#6
your an idiot?
theres probably a reason shes a bitch to you

trying to get back at her shows how immature you are.
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aparently i ar smrt?
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#7
buy her a chicken.

wait till she has grown attached to it and loves it like a member of the family.


kill it.


invite her over for dinner and serve it to her.


3 days later inform her.


you have won.
#8
Move reaaaallly far away.

That'll show her.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#9
get head from ur girl rite in front of her mama
I smoke like Rasta, got hair like pasta
I be sippin' on them shots then bustin' rhymes like Busta


Load up the bong, crank up the song, let the informa call 911
#10
fart on her pillow so she gets pink eye
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#11
seriously bro, i know revenge is the simple solution, however the simple one is rarely the correct one. be the bigger man and show her you are above her immature actions. she will come around.
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#13
raep.
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UG's #1 anti-active advocate

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#14
Quote by resteaten
fart on her pillow so she gets pink eye



won't work unless he's paris hilton.
#15
Buy her a card saying "best mom in the world", she will be touched and you will get points from your girlfriend.
#18
by the way, has anyone noticed the discomforting number of revenge threads tonight? why has every UGer suddenly turned into the Count of Monte Cristo?
#19
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
by the way, has anyone noticed the discomforting number of revenge threads tonight? why has every UGer suddenly turned into the Count of Monte Cristo?


Because it's winter and revenge is a dish best served cold.
#20
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Because it's winter and revenge is a dish best served cold.

lol win
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


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#21
Quote by JimmyBanks6
your an idiot?
theres probably a reason shes a bitch to you

trying to get back at her shows how immature you are.


I hate people like you.
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#22
Pit answer: Bang her daughter.


My answer: Don't do it. I've thought about this many times before when my gf's mother has given me or my gf crap, but in the end it's really not worth it. Unless you're breaking up with your girl anytime soon, you're stuck with her mom.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#23
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Because it's winter and revenge is a dish best served cold.



only for half of the pit though. whats going on with australia's UGers?
#26
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be the bigger man...


i would like to think that he already is...
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#28
Quote by highvoltage66
Long story short: she's a bitch.

What could I possibly do to her without her knowing?


get her daughter pregnant. say it was someone else.
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
#31
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Because it's winter and revenge is a dish best served cold.



You win.

/thread
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thank you for stoping this RIDICULOUS argument.
and standing on the side of truth.
but your princess is in another castle
#32
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I'm going to go ahead and say you're the problem here. Suck it.


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#33
Quote by JimmyBanks6
your an idiot?
theres probably a reason shes a bitch to you

trying to get back at her shows how immature you are.


Oh shut up. What is with the pit acting so mature? The Pit is a sacred place designed for teh lulz, not for 17 year olds posting shit like this so they can feel big by pretending that they're mature when it really justs comes across as immature and lacking a sense of humour.

Now TS stop messing around and **** HER MUM!!!


EDIT: No but seriously, why is she such a bitch? If you give details people might be able to give you better answers, rape may not be the solution here.
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#34
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Their Koalas have chlamydia.
Don't you think that's bad enough?

poor bastards. thats enough to drive anyone to frenzied revenge fantasies. they're excused.
#36
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
poor bastards. thats enough to drive anyone to frenzied revenge fantasies. they're excused.


This is true.
I've also heard strange things about the bandicoots. Spinning, playing with explosives and eating poisonous fruit. That can't be good.
#37
Do well in school and make a lot of money doing something you like. That'll get em.
#38
you could not be retarded and do nothing.
I'd just like to say I fall into the 5% of us on this site who aren't metalheads.


I am UG's resident Communist.
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