#1
Todays my brothers birthday.
But, he really pissed me off today. Instead of the typical random gifts, give him the worst possible presents you can think of.

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#3
Having you as a brother is bad enough.
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#4
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Having you as a brother is bad enough.

true man. dont screw up his bday cause he pissed you off.
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Todays my brothers birthday.
But, he really pissed me off today. Instead of the typical random gifts, give him the worst possible presents you can think of.


Are you suggesting that we give you ideas on what bad presents you could give him, what you actually did, or what he did to you showing why you will give him/gave him said presents?...
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Get him a thong
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Get him a thong


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#12
i just got this for my 20th birthday. I wasn't happy

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/interactive/c498/


edit: so i just watched the video of the shirt in action and it looks llike only douchebags wear it
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true man. dont screw up his bday cause he pissed you off.


Yeah seriously.

Come on man, are you 12 or something? Get an adequate gift for him.
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#16
What's long and vibrates and has the same name as a Canadian town?

Give him that haha

Or you could grow up and give him a real present.
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#19
In the UK you can buy people presents that are actually donations in 3rd world countries. E.G a donkey for a family in Ethiopia.

I will never forgive my aunt for that.
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#21
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In the UK you can buy people presents that are actually donations in 3rd world countries. E.G a donkey for a family in Ethiopia.

I will never forgive my aunt for that.



At least it was useful, unlike getting yet another pair of socks or a soap on a rope.
#23
You could give me $100. Your brother would hate that.
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#26
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You could give me $100. Your brother would hate that.



Dude. He's your brother. Not everybody has one growing up. Forget what he did and get him something useful.
#27
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#32
Buy him an infected hooker.
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#33
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Buy him an infected hooker.

that's pretty much what i said in different words
#34
One year my dad bought me a file cabinet for my birthday. It wasn't even a fancy four drawer metal one, it was plywood with two measly drawers. I wouldn't have even wanted the fancy file cabinet, giving me the crappy one was adding insult to injury.

Every Christmas he buys me band-aids, some plastic flashlights, and a fruitcake.

I love his gifts because I expect them and think it's funny, but you could probably irritate the hell out of someone pretty quickly buy buying them that stuff when they don't expect it.
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At least it was useful, unlike getting yet another pair of socks or a soap on a rope.

yeah, but at least you can beat people with soap on a rope.
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